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patty mags
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Looking at this Richy shot and thought of a hypothetical for those who Know more Ball than me
You have a striker who does the same thing every time he gets the ball in to feet. Would you rather he always
A) take a touch & shoot it
or
B) lay it off
Assume touch is always good
🛸@Roncomps
Bentancur x Palhinha vs Aston Villa
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If Emery had done this against Leeds there wouldn’t be a peep 🤫
Daily Mail Sport@MailSport
'Absolutely STINKS': Angry fans claim Unai Emery's second-string line-up against Spurs 'needs investigating' for 'integrity' issues - as relegation rivals West Ham and Nottingham Forest pay the price for hosts' 'abysmal' display trib.al/EAyZFHs
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Nobody out pizzas the Hut motherfucker
Domino's Pizza UK@Dominos_UK
today's forecast: sunny spells with a high chance of laughing at Spurs
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Julius Randle is what would happen if you told Zach Randolph he had to learn how to shoot threes and pass
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For:
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Except for the players who usually wear blue:
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For my guys only:
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Against with every fiber of my being unless Kane is going nuclear:
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Against:
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I think giving up home runs on back-to-back pitches has to be the most demoralizing thing that could happen in sports
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I don’t think the rise in popularity of country music (especially post-9/11 country) reflects an explicit desire for “southern” culture per se…
Jeffery Tompkins@JATompkins
something similar has happened to Wrigleyville in Chicago — its interesting to note the cultural rise and consumption of the country music honkytonk aesthetic as trendy “going out” scene. borrowed ideas from places like Austin or Nashville reflect a trend toward southern culture in itself becoming a dominant cultural force. E.g. look at rise of country music becoming most popular genre in recent years
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Emailed the CTA about this and they cleaned it within 36 hours. You don’t have to pass by dirty stations everyday. Reach out with a reasonable request and they’ll usually do something about it.
Yes they’re slow and bureaucratic but in general they want you to enjoy the CTA
Chicago Bars@chicagobars
Good Lord @cta - have some pride in your appearance/facilities for once? The smell is somehow worse than your work area looks. Belmont red line station bio-hazard.
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Alright just woke in Riyadh, another step towards the eventual demise of LIV Golf. Pretty awful news to wake up to. First and most important thing, it seems like everyone’s ok. Except for maybe Jon Rahm. Umm… it’s just really sad.
Dan Rapaport@Daniel_Rapaport
From 14 days ago, still true
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LIV going out with a whimper. PIF could’ve gotten in the door simply by throwing $20M purses at Australian, South African, Spanish, & Indian Opens, instead had to piss away billions just to tear up the professional game and thump their chests a few times. Real sad. Waste of time.
The Wall Street Journal@WSJ
LIV plans to tell players and staff by Thursday that Saudi Arabia’s Public Investment Fund would end its funding for the upstart league. But the PGA Tour isn’t yet ready to welcome back those who jumped ship. on.wsj.com/3OVF13Z
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@MostCrucified If you are gambling on NFL player movements based on Twitter scoops you deserve to lose money
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love how insane everyone is these days
Vampire Adam Jones@adamjones985
@MostCrucified They were impacting betting lines. This is possibly a federal crime.
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This, on the other hand, I HATE
Pete Thamel@PeteThamel
Sources: The NCAA has initiated the final steps to expand the men’s and women’s NCAA basketball tournaments to 76 teams. The expansion is on track to be formalized in the upcoming weeks, with mid-May as the target. The 76-team tournaments begin next year. espn.com/mens-college-b…
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My gut reaction isn’t to hate this
Puts an end to the idea that middling teams can “ruin” the tank by playing hard at the end of the year
Shams Charania@ShamsCharania
The "3-2-1 lottery" proposal, named to represent the number of lottery balls per team, would expand the lottery from 14 to 16 teams. Teams that do not qualify for the playoffs or play-in tournament but stay out of the relegation zone (spots four through 10) would receive three lottery balls each. Teams with a bottom-three record -- the relegation zone -- would have just two lottery balls but have a floor of the 12th pick while the rest of the 13 lottery teams could fall as far as the 16th pick. The 9th and 10th play-in seeds in each conference receive two lottery balls each while the losers of the 7-8 play-in games receive one lottery ball each. In addition, no team would be able to win the top pick in consecutive years or be able to win three consecutive top-five picks. Teams also would not be able to protect picks in the 12 to 15 slots going forward.
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Begging Congress to pass the Stopping Outrageously Risky Sports Betting Youths Act, or the S.O.R.S.B.Y Act, that bans gambling advertisements
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Bats are live. If only the staff wasn’t so worn down that Tommy Hottovy is currently trying to teach a rhesus monkey how to throw a curveball
MLB@MLB
Cubs score the first run off Mason Miller since August 5, 2025.
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@Dzikhead I’m not sure how that is prohibitive to the area being open and clean.
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@pmagnerjr They’re adding some kind of art installation/ monument to the old steel structure that was replaced but the pace has been insanely slow
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This has been fenced off for at least 3 years now. No idea what’s supposed to happen here. Nothing has changed except that it’s gotten dirtier and smellier.
You only see government when it doesn’t work. Would be an easy, cheap win for city & CTA to clean up and open up the exit.
Chicago Bars@chicagobars
Good Lord @cta - have some pride in your appearance/facilities for once? The smell is somehow worse than your work area looks. Belmont red line station bio-hazard.
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