moonbaby

ur in his dms, i’m in kroger with my pendulum consulting the heavens to choose which fruit to buy. we are not the same (i am crazy)

lana del rey and david lynch have seen something the truth behind the american curtain and their art is the only cultural product i can think of this century that portrays it accurately

BIDEN IS BRANDON

I was happy in the haze of my Indian Seinfeld bit but heaven knows I’m miserable now

Amanda Seyfried is my Sydney Sweeney

Now I understand the Super Bowl hype. #PumpRules

@kaschuta I love making sweeping epochal predictions based on the behavior of minuscule amounts of people that found their way to my eyes via a media surveillance system that thrives on my addiction and anger

lololol they were gonna try to make us feel bad for rachel and they were all spot on i love it.

just heard jax say “what do you mean i’m not a sweater designer?” and that kind of tv is why we’re all obsessed with this show. #vpr

i never look more beautiful than i do in my virtual therapy sessions.

@TomSandoval1 explain yourself for the halloween stuff.

I find Marianne Williamson intriguing as a political figure because she exudes an explicitly feminine charisma which I find often in media and real life but almost never in politics.

@RaquelLeviss WATCHING KATIE CRY AT THAT DINNER AND THEN DOING WHATEVER SHE CAN FOR ATTENTION. WHAT A SNAKE. DISGUSTING.

I love you all especially the big strong boys

i am 28 years old with a college degree and some grad school. i am back in community college for massage therapy and taking business classes. i am on a team with 2 nineteen year old boys. we have to share contact info. they both wanted to use SNAPCHAT. i am a dinosaur.

in french Spongebob is translated literally as "bob l'éponge", while patrick star is, of course, "patrick étoile" but squidward, for some reason, is called "Carlo"

@ItsDGray it was…. somethin

@pmcpmcomg Hahaha this is great.

recap: 4th time with covid (i’m gonna die young) 1st time with covid and living alone. 50 episodes of southern charm.

fuck. i just finished again. listening to the soundtrack as we speak. the economy is doomed.