parker (Taylor’s Version)

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parker (Taylor’s Version)

@pmilbs_

little messed up but we’re all alright

Ohio, USA Katılım Ekim 2011
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One of my favorite games to play is “is my headache from dehydration, caffeine withdrawal, lack of proper nutrition, my ponytail, stress, lack of sleep, not wearing my glasses or brain tumor?”
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I wonder if Jacob knew that he was signing up for me baking cookies and scream singing enchanted in the kitchen at 9am on thanksgiving
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I may or may not have made Buffalo chicken dip and put it over roasted sweet potatoes and called that dinner
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Not me buying a bird feeder for the birds but now being angry at the birds because they refuse to eat from it
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For anyone who cares I’m having a bridgerton themed bridal shower and these are my invites— I’m floored
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My neighbors, in town mind you, have been setting off fireworks since last night. Im done. My dog is done. Goodbye July 4th
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LOL NOT ME SELLING AMC WHEN IT WAS $20 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
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I told Jacob my new diet plan yesterday and his response was “sometimes I think you need marriage more than me” What was the diet plan? Eating rainbow goldfish for breakfast/lunch
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Yes obviously I just finished the ugly series by Scott Westerfield and I’m once again not well
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There has to be more to life than working to death to barely get by. Whoever invented currency and the idea of having wealth was an idiot. I just want to live
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