parker (Taylor’s Version)

One of my favorite games to play is “is my headache from dehydration, caffeine withdrawal, lack of proper nutrition, my ponytail, stress, lack of sleep, not wearing my glasses or brain tumor?”

@halliebradley_ I don’t trust people who drink Pepsi… period

My life is just endlessly rewatching shows I like

Leaving out some Busch light and Oreos *just in case*

Havent been on Twitter in MONTHS but all I gotta say is

I wonder if Jacob knew that he was signing up for me baking cookies and scream singing enchanted in the kitchen at 9am on thanksgiving

@sarahhemiller It was delicious. 10/10 will do again

I may or may not have made Buffalo chicken dip and put it over roasted sweet potatoes and called that dinner

Not me buying a bird feeder for the birds but now being angry at the birds because they refuse to eat from it

For anyone who cares I’m having a bridgerton themed bridal shower and these are my invites— I’m floored

My neighbors, in town mind you, have been setting off fireworks since last night. Im done. My dog is done. Goodbye July 4th

@morggg15 Kohl’s had some really pretty floral/flowy ones in the Lauren Conrad line. They were DARLING

Today’s mental break down was sponsored by rustic nostalgia

Not me cuddling an ice pack while I roast in my house

But then again @RobinhoodApp has shut down trading so maybe I was smart who’s to say

LOL NOT ME SELLING AMC WHEN IT WAS $20 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

You see? 🌱plants🌱 it’s healthy

I told Jacob my new diet plan yesterday and his response was “sometimes I think you need marriage more than me” What was the diet plan? Eating rainbow goldfish for breakfast/lunch

Me when my dog yawns and makes a little whine noise

Yes obviously I just finished the ugly series by Scott Westerfield and I’m once again not well

There has to be more to life than working to death to barely get by. Whoever invented currency and the idea of having wealth was an idiot. I just want to live