Boxerus Maximus

Me too John, me too.

@DoofusTheBoxer I’d probably ask first, but then give you a good ear scratch.

@pnaught13 This is true. I had one person walk past and patted me on my head. Thought it was a bit rude 🤭🐾🐾

Heading to my field for some shananigans and hoom has got us stuck in a traffic jam. 😔🐾🐾

@grounder761 I’m not live, I’m Memorex.

@BlueJays @andresgimenez @27vladdyjr @myles_straw @MLBJapan @MLB @Sportsnet Welcome to the BlueJays, Kaz! 😂

Gimé embraced it 🤣 Kaz didn’t see it 😅 The first Water Dump is a DOUBLE!

Woohoo!

Can we not exercise the Hoffman demons of the past? 😩

BlueJays have 6 pitchers on the IL with elbow issues and 1 with a shoulder issue, is this on the training/strength and conditioning staff or just bad luck?

@ToryS25Beardown @ronsterd89 I got food to eat and a roof over my head for good grades. For bad grades too.

@ronsterd89 We did not get money for good grades.

How much money did your parents give you for good report cards when you were a kid?🫣

@grounder761 Noice!

@Igottafigh64510 All that money, but can’t afford an Uber, apparently.

WTF👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

@DavidLeavitt Another reason to go paperless with payment.

Putting his signature on our currency? What a narcissist

@TheBeagleGirls 🤣🤣

This gave me a much-needed laugh today.

@MichelleLydiaM Mariners Dominic Canzone and Red Sox Chase DeLauter on pace to hit a historic 324 Home Runs. 😂

Honestly. What is with these stupid headlines?! 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

@Kem_R @StadiumsTen Then even more reason to have multiple games on opening day, in case a game gets rained out.

@pnaught13 @StadiumsTen Its just incase opening day gets rained out they have a backup plan. Prevents having a double header to start the season

This is the weirdest, most annoying rollout to a season ever. Just have all 30 teams play on the same first day and call it opening day. It’s not hard.

@Daviddix69 Wilbur.

Porkey pig

@notgaetti Is this supposed to be like the combined no-hitter? Neither of these accomplishments are that impressive.

Why are there so many guys in this photo

@AGBRSports He’s washed. Trade him. 😉

Oh boy

@TheBeagleGirls 💙

Once again, it’s done. She’s coming home.

@ToryS25Beardown @mrmikeMTL I don’t understand the question. Tolerate it or get off the plane…like mid flight? Headphones and music. It blocks out crying babies, which I have no issue with, and blocks out people wanting to have annoying conversations about crying babies and getting off planes. 🤷🏼‍♂️

@mrmikeMTL Tolerate it. Not just tolerate it. But be okay with it.

Can you tolerate a crying baby on a plane? Or would you get off?