ERIN

Everyone’s annoying

are you ever telling a story and halfway through you’re like jesus will i ever shut up

if yοu reheat Mcdonald’s you too deep in the trenches

This is Frida. She has a mustache. It somehow grew in way before her ears did. 14/10 please appreciate her

HOW can Canadians watch Framing Britney? @britneyspears 😢

Me but buying a bagel for 7 dollars

this January is not Januarying like the other January’s januaried

Now that we live in covid times I can’t believe we used to have to go to work with a cold and it would be normal to just infect everyone with your cold

"If you increase the minimum wage the cost of living will go up!"

This bloke spent £300 on vets fees and X-rays and it turned out nothing was wrong with the dog, was just copying him out of sympathy 😂😂😂

So apparently knife wielding squirrels are a thing now.... #Squirrels #Toronto #blogto

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me listening to dreams by fleetwood mac at 1 am

i worked. so. hard. to get the squeaker out of that toy. and you just. threw it away

It’s a perfect night to lie down in a graveyard just for practice.

This year I’ve realised that things that “aren’t that deep” are actually 6ft deep. Friends not supporting you, not saying happy birthday to you, not making an effort with you or congratulating you on your achievements. All that shit is deep and I’m not having anymore of it.

sometimes self care is an everything bagel

I hate when I put something in a shopping cart and don’t buy it and the company emails me: “forgot something?” And it’s like yeah I forgot I don’t have money for a $70 sports bra