jason polan

@pfmpfmpfm I love this tweet.

@DancesWithTamis You made the right decision.

My husband bought me a box of Matzah for christmas and that’s it. What a little turd.

@MasanaoHirayama Hey Himaaaaaa

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I didn't steal this $5.

Murder scene, or free samples of beets at Costco, you decide:

Photograph of Rebecca James, Georgia O'Keeffe, Taos, NM From: Rebecca Salsbury James papers bit.ly/2Q0QLQc

I got to draw Paul and Wendy's holiday card. I hope you like it. I don't think the future is about privacy like everyone is telling us, I think it is about space travel. I can't wait to touch another planet.

I think this is what they mean when they say, "a banksy."

Seriously twisted!!

@JackPendarvis Who

Having arguments with strangers on Instagram is cool and will bring me joy and I should really keep it up PSYCH!

Kinkos provides its customers stepping stools on most of it's copy machine. #lifehack #themoreyouknow

@kmcdonovgh thx