Simon Polley

I totally understand the reason why there is a hot tap and a cold tap but when the hot is like a rapid boil kettle...not so sure!

A 5 minute drive back from work compared to my usual 1hr20 commute is amazing! Best use of my time.... Breakfast

PLEASE TOTTENHAM. MAKE A COMEBACK NOW AND I'LL BE ETERNALLY GRATEFUL!

Drinking double belvederes in a weatherspoons on a Thursday as I'm a big money baller

Contemplating sleeping in the garden today so I don't miss out on all the sun or too much sleep, nights in summertime is a challenge!

After 10 mins in bed trying to sleep, next door decide to get the strimmer out....if you can't beat them...

@NakiaPayne I feel it two days later...just goes in time for the next one, never gets easier tho

Just found this! Gonna give it away. All you gotta do is RT for your chance 2 win. I'll choose someone tomz 👍🏾👍🏾

@NakiaPayne wait until tomorrow or the day after! I'm still feeling squat pains

Gutted about last night fair play to LCFC! Chelsea celebrating like they won the league,wow 9th place for the reigning "champions" good job

Going to be an intense drive to work tonight!!! COYS!

Chelsea: "We don't want Spurs winning league" I didn't want Mila Kunis dating Ash Kutcher, but I too, was too shite to do anything about it

For as much crap as he talks...this is the truest mentality ever

@NakiaPayne sure does! Still recovering from Wednesday nights session! Little sleep for me then off to the gym later

My current mood #happyfriday

When Roberto Carlos broke the laws of physics... twitter.com/FootbalIStuff/…

Dele with the goal of the SEASON!!!!! vine.co/v/ielFjLJlEhg

I'm playing WordBrain and I've just reached brain size 276! #WordBrain #words