polly

I miss him

Rewatching midnight cowboy while I try to not blow my brains out

if i had a butler right now i would make it play taxes by geese so loud. and i would make it get me things from the gas station. but i do not have a butler so i must do these things on my own

a life that used to feel so light and carefree has suddenly become unbearably heavy so much so that i feel afraid of being crushed underneath it all

@AWindyPeninsula Plucka da string

Pessimist mindset: these Canadian wildfires are making everything smoky and I can’t go outside Opportunist mindset: if I chew gum and breathe in real hard it’s kinda like I’m smoking a camel crush lol

I've had enough of this I'm going back into my hole until further notice

What a beautiful day to wear a clean shirt that'll get drenched in sweat less than 15 minutes after putting it on

@saturnconsumes I've had enough!!!

@DCbodenburg My protestant upbringing causes me to feel deep, religious shame over this

I derive sexual pleasure from the bidet

you’re laughing? lindsey graham was just reincarnated as ben shapiro’s fifth child and you’re laughing?

All it takes is one bad batch of Cialis to hit the streets and the Republican party is wiped out just like that

President Trump has taken the vaccine.  I’ve taken the vaccine.  If you are unvaccinated, I would encourage you to take the vaccine as well.

Lindsey Graham knew that the surgery to remove ribs in order to suck your own dick had risks. He went forward with clear eyes and a full heart. He died on his own terms.

A self destructive lifestyle feels soooo good until the lifestyle becomes self destructive

Where I’m from a man’s highest expression of love is to slow down his drinking. I’ve seen esteemed alcoholics tamed in months and it’s always beautiful

Scary night to be drunk driving. All the rookies are out

putting my woke grandparents in an old folx home