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olphys
@polphys
the p is the invisible, strong believer in human hope
Katılım Eylül 2025
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"And I was thinking, you know... I'm-I'm I [...] um [...] to uhh, you know..." - Associate Justice of the Supreme Court.
Election Wizard@ElectionWiz
KBJ: "If I steal a wallet in Japan, I am subject to Japanese laws…in a sense, it's allegiance."
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forget batman, the inquisition couldn't get this out of me.
Chibi Reviews@ChibiReviews
@RealSchlep My Fiancee was a shotacon. Do some research on that, she also liked lolis too You are changing topics because you know I'm right. Attacking someone's personal life to change the subject matter This speaks volumes about your character and its not about helping victims
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@favelaoverlord btw his answer is the correct answer, a clever dodge to state that you wouldn't be you without both your body and your soul.
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this girl literally just asked me, and I quote this verbatim: “if me and your ex switched bodies which one would you date and why?”
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MAAM PLEES LOOK AT ME VIRTUOUS HERO MY PENIS STRECH AND U WIL KIS IT AS IT ROLLS TO YOU LIKE THE RED CARPIT
Wellu@Wellutwt
white supremacists are deranged race obsessed pedophiles..enjoy your american twitter 👍
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@mapeslover69 he's jewish btw(I know this because he looks like my childhood friend who's also jewish)
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she looks alien therefore asiatic therefore ok
ジェマ・ルイーズ Gemma Louise@gemmalouisejpn
ご報告です。 このたび、日本に帰化しました！ 長年お世話になったイギリスのパスポートとも今日でお別れです。 これからは日本人として新しい人生を歩んでいきます🇯🇵
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@SwearImNoRabbit @found_it_funny orthogonal to a few of our situations.
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Would Americans still goon if the genders were reversed?
Skscartoon@skscartoon
Since everyone is doing something about their newfound Japanese connection on X. (I was saving this idea for December)
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Can niggas not go 2 seconds without soyfacing about Japan?
doomer@uncledoomer
everything that america does for israel, we should actually do for japan. confiscate half my paycheck to give japan missiles.
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Pictures like this move me closer to Homosexuality
PrettyGirls@beautyshowcase
Average American woman before Obama got into office
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for someone named jeetmaxxer you are quite committed to jeetmaxxing
jeetmaxxer@jeetmaxxer
forgive me hitler i'm about to racemix
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