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What Helen of Troy would’ve actually looked like (I’m bored hi)

Shoutout to Latvia and Latvians

I’m gonna try this next

@itispsychomath It’s just “chimp in”

When blacks stay home and post their violent urges on social media, that's "chimping in"

I actually date so I can find a high libido moid to spend the rest of my life with becuz sleeping with multiple dudes is gross.

I’m a stupid dumb dumb bitch becuz I put my spoon in the trash instead of the sink

@Adriana19Flower So does that make men who lie rapists?

Women who open their legs for many men they’re not married to because the man is hot and says the right things, in my eyes, are no different from mentally disabled people. Women are not supposed to be prostitutes and then act shocked when they’re dumped like a prostitute.

Thinking about how some ppl just be in ur life one minute and the next they’re gone 🚬

Can’t believe this mf called me nonchalant like ok bitch where were u when I was chalant

If I had a bf I would get him this

@Cuuuuuurse Yeah fuck her right in the pussy !

My incel niggas gonna hate me for this one but I'm a little older than you niggas so I'm just gonna say it. Don't die alone. Get married. Start a family. Hell, even if you're gay, find a life partner. I don't care. Just don't die alone. You deserve happiness. Don't worry about the money. It will come if you keep pursuing your dreams and working hard. God will move mountains for you. I have all the money. I got the brand new SUV. I got the house. The PS5 Pro. I've got all the toys. None of it will bring lasting happiness. It's all just temporary dopamine boosts. None of it will be there to greet you at the door when you get home from a long day at work. None of it will hold you and give you naked cuddles when you just ain't feeling this shit. None of it will ever ask how you're feeling and listen to you as you vent your frustrations with this world. Don't let your hatred and frustrations stop you from being happy and loved. Your time in this world is finite. Don't look back in regret. Don't look back and wish you would of done things different. Don't look back alone.

I’m feeling fat again

@Back2Byzantium I’ve showed my employer my Twitter we dgaf here !!!

@pomigranitluvr Based. That’s also my mindset

Idgaf about anything I know two of my cousins read my tweets i am a degenerate but I am free

@Cuuuuuurse Omg u met gaga so lucky

I met Lady Gaga. Did some work for a residency of hers. She loved me. She never would of guessed I Heil Hitler because I'm such a likeable, wholesome Chad. Everyone loves me.

@Adderall_King Noooooooo stahppppp

Duh nigga

It really didn’t help that my kittens got murdered btw

It just sucks that this is me when I’m depressed so no one believes me when I say I’m depressed because I look functional on the outside but that’s only because I’m really forcing myself to

I need 2 be entered

“I’m sorry I can’t be 19 like her”

Should I call back and say sorry

Told an Indian lady to go back to India and said she’s a dirty scammer, turns out she called from a legit number.