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What if u knew Pat Sajak was a murderer & you swore u'd never tell but then u went on Wheel of Fortune & the answer was SAJAK IS A MURDERER
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Jeff just called Smarties “candy scrolls”
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I’m running for Mayor of NYC. Change starts now. Also, I just changed my name.
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I survived a Morrissey concert, I am braver than the troops, send me to Chicago
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When I turned 21, I never could have envisioned a future where I spend my Friday nights laying in bed, drinking lemonade, and asking AI to write an article about how my husband is autistic.
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lemon essential oil smells like Trix cereal and that’s all I know now
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winner in 60 mins ! like + done. 💕🎳👀
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ok what's the song your baby likes to dance to that's NOT a song made for babies?
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The left one is a foot, the right one I have no idea what’s happening
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all MLB players’ first and last names are interchangeable
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Me: Would you love me if I were a 500lb worm? Jeff (thoughtfully): It would be hard to sleep.
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If the Costco Guys BOOM BOOM on 9/11, is it crass or an homage?
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WHERE is the Buzzfeed "which costco guy are you?" quiz that Biden promised us
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ur cordially invited to see Tayrrible Swift, my cover band where I just tunelessly bebop her songs with a jugband
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imagine you’re blake lively. imagine your reputation going down the toilet. imagine staring into the water swirling down the bowl. imagine reaching deep into the flange. you’re desperate, you make your hand tiny so the knuckles don’t trap you. okay can u grab me that bobbypin
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why is it that plants can thrive with sun and water but humans only thrive with a bunch of screens and bing bongs
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The Duck Song has more nuanced storytelling, character development, thoughtful lyricism, vocal expression, and mystery / intrigue than anything in Taylor’s catalog.
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