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me to the 3 people that always like my tweets

weight loss is such a funny concept cause where does it go

New to the #CameronCollection: a hand crafted/painted "Go Watch A Cameron Film" sign from my lovely girlfriend, Hailey 🫠 It's even written in Papyrus 😵

my cat wont stop farting on me if i stop posting indefinitely, youll know why

The Lobster believes that surely tomorrow will be better than today this time.

@jinkiesjunkie i just work here

@ponies916 i WILL skin you alive with my bare hands

me when the eating disorder works and i lose weight

no tea no shade but i am the happiest ive felt with my body in years so like

💝Happy Valentine's Day to my girl, @ponies916!💝 I love you with all of me and love our family: Fee and Grrt. But maybe Fee a little more 😉🫠 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

i think if people are talking in the theater during a movie you should legally be allowed to kill them

A YouTuber with 38 million subscribers just beat the entire Hollywood studio system at its own game, and he did it with 80,000 gallons of fake blood and a submarine made of painted wood. Mark Fischbach played a $6 indie horror game on his channel in 2022. The game was Iron Lung, developed by one guy, David Szymanski, in his spare time. It had no windows, no enemies you could see, just a convict trapped in a submarine navigating an ocean of blood. The entire thing took about 75 minutes to beat. Fischbach saw something the game industry didn’t. The constraint was the feature. A single claustrophobic set. One man losing his mind. Sound design carrying all the horror that visuals couldn’t. This wasn’t a limitation to work around. This was a low-budget filmmaker’s dream. So he did what studios would never greenlight. He wrote the script himself, directed it himself, acted in it himself, edited it himself, and paid for the whole thing out of pocket. No studio. No distribution deal. No marketing budget. Then the gatekeepers showed up. When he tried to get theaters, they told him the demand wasn’t there. So he posted about it. His fans called every independent theater chain in the country. Theaters started complaining to the distributor that they were getting too many calls. Within weeks, AMC, Cinemark, and Regal announced they’d carry it. The film went from “maybe 60 theaters” to over 4,000 screens worldwide. Presales crossed $5 million before opening day. $8.9 million on Friday. $17 million projected by Sunday. A self-distributed movie by a YouTuber, beating initial projections by 70%. The studio model is built on the assumption that audiences need to be told what to watch. Fischbach proved that 38 million subscribers is its own distribution network. The audience was already waiting. He just had to make something worth waiting for.

why must my brain sometimes make me feel like im the ugliest most disgustingest person on planet earth pls make the noise stop

@ihavebrewster is it not coming back to seattle? 😭

the tour will visit these aquariums: •sea life orlando •birch aquarium •sea life grapevine •sea life new jersey •sea life michigan •sea life mall of america •sea life san antonio •sea life arizona •sea life charlotte-concord •sea life kansas city

the animal crossing aquarium tour is returning to the US starting february 13! if you go, you can expect: •standees of npcs like isabelle and tom nook •animal crossing signs for the fish information •character meet n greets •a stamp rally •animal crossing merch in gift shop

who needs a weighted or heater blanket when you can just have a very large cat who never leaves your lap

at nearly ten years ago life was good

im due for a layout change but this one is so peak.....

@TagAnimationz thank god 😮‍💨

@ponies916 Not yet! But it's cumming

wait so did we ever get sex with robots in 2025 or

my new year’s resolutions: 1.) lock-in 2.) get hotter 3.) get even weirder

2026 soon!!!

@foxtunate nooOOOO

@ponies916 Because what if he does

can somebody explain the part of the brain that makes you psych yourself out in the dark? like wym i cant leave my bedroom at 2am or else freddy fazbear is gonna get me....