juno 🪐 𝚎𝚍𝚝𝚠𝚝 (-16lb)

im gonna work on it aftwr work today :] i have a copy of an old thread abt fasting from my old account but im gonna completely redo it and add more safety tips and such

how am i still drunk

ok i googled it i started my timer 24hr fast starts NEOW

if im drunk can i start the fasting timer or do i wait tik imsober

id be at the bar running up $80 tabs if i could drink on my days off but naw i gotta sit in a booth by myself if i wanna drink at one of the only bars in a 20 mile radius..

“why are our liquor sales so low” bc u dont let ur servers and bartenders drink at the restaurant unless we’re as far from the bar as possible tf

my boss was like “you cant drink at the bar” um actually i had one shot at the bar and i wasnt in my work uniform. mf hoe

why does alcohol have calories this isnt fair

IM SO FAT AND DRUNK

wtf

just remembere d alcohol has calories etc

im so fucking drunk in this fucking applebees

the shit i make during a binge

does anyone else on edtwt go to conventions

12 game loss streak on ow thats what i get for playing support during drives. and the humidity is fucking up my hair FAWK

ITS SO HOT

fasting education thread? or does nobody gaf about threads anymore

💀 #edtwt #edrtwt

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cw: fat gw: not fat