dot :3

reminder that he’s the absolute sweetest person on this planet and we are all lucky to be alive at the same time as him

does anyone else have a father that will accuse every single thing of being a scam but then will willingly spend over $100 on vitamins from a sketchy website

i kinda lost dnptwt my entire tl is just the pitt now

i set alarms to wake myself up so i wouldn’t miss two of my oomfs meeting irl for the first time after knowing each other like a decade. i do not regret it at all i really love oomfism guys

@shekeepsmeburn I’m 😭😭

ladies and gentlemen my father

I’m at fucking work I can’t handle this wtf is going on oh my god. also dan please put your feet away i’m shaking

I loved seeing ppl offer incentives and such to encourage more people to donate even after the stream had already ended

I really hope dan and phil do another charity livestream or something soon bc i really loved how we all came together as a community and helped them raise so much money during the last ones they did

we share one braincell

tatinof is her Only impression of them. i dont talk to my family about my interests ever 😭😭

hard launching that after the gaming channel revival i found out my mother thought dan and phil were brothers ever since i made her take me to tatinof in 2016. i never corrected her so there is a large chance that she may still think they’re brothers

@tuppybuppy i also paid $40 to fill up my tank (it wasn’t even close to empty btw) and then I almost cried about it

paid $40 to fill up my tank, young coworker found out im unc, no snacks at home im a single chud......sushi I ate a few months ago that I'm craving rn

pham boxes soon please …… also i think they should do a fun little giveaway of a few of them and bring back discount code thanks10 as one of the patreon perks :3

@phanchestrhouse i think the paper dan had was most likely the scan they made of the og when they put it in tabinof? tho it’s still surprising that it isn’t creased like omg they really kept it safe 😭😭

@pookielester how has it not yellowed or anything must be some quality paper

i just realized that damn q&a paper is older than some current phannies oh my god

like damn nobody gaf 😔

@stephannle_ im so impatient i wanna buy it nowwww. also i hope they do a fun lil giveaway to a few patreon ppl !! (including free members)

where oh where is the pham merch box

@yapinof this + when they do (NON CHARITY) livestreams and ppl keep sending money to try to get notices even though dnp will continually ask them not to 😭😭 dan is not gonna accept that gift if it did end up getting purchased.

I’m sorry the camera thing is reminding me of when people tried to give Phil deliveroo vouchers for his birthday

@isimswyn hey i know u def didn’t mean any harm by this tweet but this isn’t rly something we should joke about. dan and phil are real people.

@dansemohair like omg where am i :( and it’s a stranger that i don’t know

looking for my name in non oomf's “naming oomfs i remember” post then getting offended when it's not there