Scott Iceman Reck

#PookonsIllCinema was so entertaining that the people demanded a sequel. In a World... where one boy watched 100 new movies in a year, comes a promise from that same boy to watch 150 more... or die trying. In 2025, get ready for #PookonsIllCinema2. Only on Twitter/X.

I have a crate of physical media (4Ks/Blu-rays/DVDs) as my watch queue that easily contains over 150 movies. So why do I watch Jurassic Park every day? I guess we all just know that one guy who has problems. Well of course I know him. He's me. #JurassicMarch

Day 5 of #JurassicMarch is Day 3 on repeat and there's nothing wrong with that... besides everything being wrong with it. What am I doing with my life. But until I find a reason to stop watching Jurassic Movies, I doubt that anything will ever change.

I do love how they shoehorn Eugene Levy into the later American Pie movies even though his son Jim is no longer in them. It's so ridiculous to have him be a legendary Beta House alumnus, but I'll allow it because the World needs more Eugene Levy and not less Eugene Levy.

The fictional portrayal of college life in American Pie Presents: Beta House might have happened in 2007. I wouldn't know. That wasn't my college life despite all the debauchery I got into. So it just seems like someone's fantasy. Or wet dream if you want to be gross about it.

22. American Pie Presents: Beta House. If I saw this in 2007 when I was a drunk & fresh out of college, I might have viewed it differently. But now I'm sober & old. So much of this feels gratuitous & grossly explicit. God, when did I become such a prude. 4/10 #PookonsIllCinema3

4th day of #JurassicMarch was way too easy as The Wheel of Chaos Theory picked Jurassic World. If I could do this every day, #JurassicMarch wouldn't be just one month. Shit, it may have to be #JurassicYear. Nah. Doesn't have the same ring to it. I'll stick with #JurassicMarch.

Day 3 of watching Jurassic Park and then The Wheel of Chaos Theory made me watch The Lost World: Jurassic Park. This I can tolerate. #JurassicMarch survives at least one more day without me wishing I was eaten by a Dinosaur. Because that's what the other movies do to me.

The entire scene in The House Bunny where Anna Farris is wearing glasses on her 2nd date with Colin Hanks is a tour de force in comedy. I was giggling the whole time trying not to be too loud as I didn't want to miss whatever was coming next. She is so incredibly good.

21. The House Bunny. My nostalgia for 2000s comedies helped, but this was a surprise enjoyment. Anna Faris is so charming when playing a ditzy girl with a big heart. Everyone in this knows what movie they're making and has fun with it. I laughed. 6.5/10 #PookonsIllCinema3

#JurassicMarch 2026 hasn't broken me yet, but it may do it very soon if The Wheel of Chaos Theory keeps landing on Jurassic World Dominion. I don't know if getting to watch Jurassic Park is worth having to sit through the other Jurassic Park/World movies.

My first Jurassic Park for #JurassicMarch 2026 was glorious because it was also my first time this year. And then I spun The Wheel of Chaos Theory and it landed on... Jurassic Park III. Fuck. Of course it did. There's nothing more fitting. I deserve it for doing this to myself.

I've been busy for most of March and wasn't able to do a traditional #JurassicMarch challenge. But for the remainder of the month when I choose to watch Jurassic Park, I have to spin The Wheel of Chaos Theory and watch whatever movie it lands on. Why. Just why do I do this.

I don't know if I have any more of these solo road trips left in me. I've always been alone and thought I was okay with it, but traveling by myself is now just depressing and sad. I see everyone else having fun together and I know that's never going to be me.

I'm really burned out from posting about the shit I have been doing over the past few weeks, so I can't imagine how you people feel. Why anyone actually reads this or cares, I'll never understand. Yes, I know the irony of posting about how I post too much & I hate myself for it.

It was hard coming home and not having Korben Dallas here to welcome me back. Yeah, I know it's been over 6 months, but it still hurts. Milo helped and he loved me more once I gave him bonus crunchies. Lassie Cuatro tried to help, but she's just a dope. But thanks anyway pals.

I got back home just before Aurora's bedtime and I think we were equally excited to see each other. 3 weeks is a long time for us not to be together as we hardly go 3 days without hanging out. There are many reasons why I love the road, but 1 big reason why I love being home.

After a few weeks on the road and in other states, it was good to be home. I got my first taste of it when I crossed into Wisconsin when I was able to stop at a Kwik Trip for a BBQ Rib sandwich, some cheese curds and a banana. Home never tasted so good.

The Clouds opened up and Flamin' Hots fell from the sky. I imagine that this is what Day Bat Heaven would be like and Dorothy Day Bat & lil' Gus Day Bat were so incredibly happy. We should all be as happy as a Day Bat with some Flamin' Hots.

We passed by a Cheetos Truck and the Day Bat leapt up on the dashboard. Settle down, Day Bat. You have a bag. And those are "Crunchy" Cheetos. You don't even like them. Get back in your seat & buckle your belt, or else I'll pull this car over and take away your Flamin' Hots.

Dorothy Day Bat & lil' Gus Day Bat have been such great traveling companions and haven't been much trouble at all. These aren't your normal Day Bats, folks. But they still love Flamin' Hots, so I rewarded them for their good behavior. You're welcome.