Ray Poole

@B3ckrs @AFL Easily confused. She has a full "dance card" this weekend.

@AFL Auntie Joy was a little confused about who is playing. She welcomed Sydney #AFLNorthSuns

No late changes for #AFLNorthSuns.

The biggest surprise today is that the state government never created a Public Holiday to recognise "Pendlebury Day".

#AFLTigersDons this game should be sponsored by Imperial Leather. Ball is like a cake of soap.

#AFLHawksCrows just tuned in. Hawks Guernsey looking like a table cloth. One game aberration.

@Steve_Sailer Guessing they will be seeking postings in Alice, Katherine, Tennant Ck, Fitzroy Crossing etc. Do us proud young doctors!

Australia has solved its problem with Aboriginal underachievement!

@ritapies @thefrontbar7 He is. For Trentham.

@thefrontbar7 Apparently Boomer Harvey could still be playing

Some retirees leave us wanting more. #TheFrontBar | Wednesday | 8.30pm AEST 📺

@thefrontbar7 Rob Peterson

@RoadknightThe Person asking the question was from "Horse & Hound" magazine?

I've always felt ashamed that the cast from 'The Man from Snowy River' lacked diversity. Not a single African, Indian, Asian... Do better.

@KaranpunjsS @9NewsMelb @gillianlant I can handle our current governments whilst sober?

@9NewsMelb @gillianlant Just stop drinking

A Nine investigation has found Illegal alcohol is flooding the Australian market. Around 30 per cent of bottle shops are stocking dodgy booze, according to new research by the national drug research institute. Full details tonight #9News at 6pm. @gillianlant

#AFLCrowsRoos I am old enough to remember when goals came from free flowing play rather than constant frees and 50 metre penalties.

@9NewsMelb Do we have to pay for security 24/7 to guard Bronze Dan.

A $134,000 sculpture of former Premier Daniel Andrews is currently in the works, honouring his service to the state. Under a policy introduced by the Kennett Government, Victorian premiers who serve more than 3,000 days in office are immortalised in statue form along Treasury Place. Daniel Andrews served as the 48th Premier of Victoria over the span of nine years, including through the COVID-19 pandemic. #9News

@andrewbogut I worked 21 years for Bureau of Meteorology, 15 years for Australia Post. Accomplished liar here.

Is there any other industry where you can blatantly lie to get your job, not fulfil what you promised when you are in the job, then spin it in a way to say you are actually HELPING the people that voted you in for that job (that you lied to to get in) other than Politics? I mean............

@AflGlicko Better than John Mossop probably.

Xerri better than Polly Farmer

@NMFCReserves Didn't get too many favours from the umps in the last qtr. Brayden George must be hated by umps.

Cats too good on their home deck.

@RonnyLerner More than ever journalists want to the news makers. Must be Gerard's turn today. Every person in the stadium understands a draw and what it means. Extra time. PFFFT.

What a load of hogwash. A draw is a result. Both teams have two hours to win, if they can’t do so, then tough luck! It’s been around for 130 years but because some people want to Americanise the sport even more, we should just do away with what is a fantastic, traditional aspect of the game? Give me a spell. The only reason extra time exists in finals is for practicality. You can’t replay the game the next week and make all other teams have a week off. And it sure as hell felt like a win for the Hawks tonight more than it did the Pies!

@shaggs23 @MarkAllenGolf @bowlologist Thinking of Mal Baker (Taloor Gooch's caddy). May have to buy a smaller yacht now .

@MarkAllenGolf @bowlologist People keep talking about the money that LIV golfers make or made but forget it opened up another 70 pro positions around the world. Something that’s not going to keep happening. It’s the only tournament I enjoy going to in Australia now. Good fun, after rounds also

👀 BIG NEWS 🗞️ Maybe not so flash for us here in Australia 🇦🇺 ⬇️

@cleary_mitch @7NewsMelbourne Us North fans are used to being denied justice.

The AFL has backflipped. The ARC will now no longer be able to stop play once a ball returns into motion - like the Rowan Marshall call yesterday. They say that Marshall did mark it but the ARC too long to intervene. But say that Griffin Logue DID touch the ball @7NewsMelbourne

@JacintaAllanMP Graffiti tags are like young criminals. They will back on the street the next day.

NEW: Record investment in repairing Victorian roads. Enough to get rid of 200,000 potholes, 200,000 graffiti tags, and much more.

@AmericansFooty All the big questions will be answered today.

Still don't understand why it's North Melbourne! 👏 👏 👏 Rather than Kan-gas! 👏 👏 👏 Or even North Mel-bourne! 👏 👏 👏 What's up with that? -B #Kangas #AFLGIANTSNorth #AFL

#AFLDonsPies Essendon back to being frustratingly inept. Life has clicked back to normal