Hannah Jodoin

The other day at the @patagonia flagship store in Ventura, a lady asked me a question and then said, “oh sorry, you look like you could work here.” (Which I took as a huge compliment)

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Yikes, got hacked. Sorry for all that spam... Thanks for letting me know @willporter91

It’s time to start dreaming again. Who’s in?

UPDATE:

Why are there a million stand-alone brooms on my feed tonight? What did I miss... I’m old.

We're not all of the things we say we believe; we're all of the things we do about them.

I think the @jonasbrothers just announced that their new album is coming in March and I couldn’t be more stoked at how nonchalant that was.

@jonasbrothers just texted me a pre-sale code... so I went off and did exactly what they wanted me to do: impulsively bought tickets and booked a flight to Las Vegas. Hopefully an April 1st concert date isn’t an April Fools joke.

Most people need love and acceptance a lot more than they need advice.

@jordynmariah12 Obsession is a real thing...

am i the only one that thinks it’s odd that i’m still in my ex’s facebook profile pic? we broke up almost three years ago & he’s had two new girlfriends since then & is currently in a relationship with a third...

I guess I never really thought the day would come, when celebrities would start posting their own early 2000s rares.

Prayer doesn't move God... Prayer puts you where God is moving.

So was this @jonasbrothers instagram takeover really a “hacking” by @diplo? Or are they just geniuses who know how to absolutely get us hooked on their new music?

Grace never seems fair until you need a little.

@clarebriggs16 WHO

guys i’ve officially driven someone famous with uber

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but go to bed.

Hey @JakeChams, remember that time we made popcorn?

GUYS LOOK!!! @HannahsPopcorn

@JakeChams @jrgonza1ez OKAY YEAH

Vro Crew Summer Tee on the way #HotVrosSummer

@brianwight Lies

the fans are not liking my music