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@poppinnswing

inhaled reality, exhaled acceptance

Katılım Haziran 2021
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pucok mama japran@poppinnswing·
halo temen temen, adakah yang mau barter isi kuesioner? kriteria as per below ya - umur 17-35++ - domisili jakarta - pengguna aktif grab - pernah liat iklan kumis mas adam linknya disini yaa forms.gle/VwoDP1PpWnfgKY… if anything, kindly lemme know ya guys makaseehh!!
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Andriantod
Andriantod@Andri_an79·
Serius lu doain krismon di negara sendiri demi profit lu yg ga sampe 50k itu? Mending jadi tukang parkir aja, dapat 80k sehari tanpa harus nunggu negara hancur
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Wisang Geni
Wisang Geni@WisnuAl3·
@Dyanasthasia Kagak. Joke aslinya dari meme Facebook di grup psk gitu ada orang Nyari waria pake standart harga waria buat kerja sexual tapi disuruh buat panen tebu. Kritik aslinya kurang lebih "kalau lu butuh duit, nih gue kasih duit buat kerja halal daripada jadi psk waria"
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SmwGwOto@SmwGwOto·
Di Eropa nyetir 4 jam udah pindah negara. Indonesia : Nyetir 4 jam di Pulau Jawa udah pindah provinsi. Nyetir 4 jam di Pulau Sumatra masih di satu provinsi. Nyetir 4 jam di Pulau Kalimantan masih di satu kabupaten. Nyetir 4 jam di TB Simatupang jam pulang kantor masih dalam satu kecamatan.
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Alma ☾⋆⁺₊🎮✩°。
Alma ☾⋆⁺₊🎮✩°。@alsjournall·
Realistis itu nyari pasangan yang bisa mengimbangi lifestyle lo, kalo tanpa pasangan lo bisa fine dining sendiri, ngapain downgrade. Matre itu dinding rumah lo masih semen tapi nail art minta dibayarin. Not saying poor people don’t deserve rich boyfriend, tapi jangan sampe lo menganggap rendah cowo yang ga royal, he might be richer than you, and will spoil you rotten his own way.
daysz🪽་༘࿐@Cloudsydaysz

Unpopular opinion about cewek matre vs realistis

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pucok mama japran@poppinnswing·
mo muntah hari hari makan telor rebus
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Mistkinah
Mistkinah@Mitskiffied·
@sugondese6666 Kenapa orang yang selfie depan kaca gym selalu punya personality yang kaya tai ya
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Ishaq Samaila
Ishaq Samaila@ishaqsamaila5·
BREAKING 🚨 🚨 During a rôbbery in Zimbabwe, the thiêf shouted to everyone in the bank: “Don’t move! The môney belongs to the State — your lives belong to you.” Everyone in the bank lay down quietly. This is called “Changing the way of thinking” — shifting the traditional mindset. When a woman lay provocatively on a table, the thief shouted: “Please be civilized! This is a robbery, not a råpe!” This is called “Being Professional.” Focus only on what you are trained to do! When the robbers returned home, the younger thiêf (who had an MBA) said to the older thiêf (who had only finished sixth grade): “Big brother, let’s count how much we got.” The older thiêf replied: “You’re so stupid! There’s too much money — it’ll take forever to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we stole.” This is called “Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more valuable than academic qualifications! After the rôbber's left, the bank manager told the supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said: “Wait! Let’s take $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million we’ve already embezzled.” This is called “Going with the flow.” Turning a disadvantageous situation into an advantage! The supervisor then said: “It would be great if there was a rôbbery every month.” This is called “Killîng boredöm.” Personal happiness is more important than work. The next day, the news reported that $100 million had been stolen from the bank. The rôbber's counted and counted but only found $20 million. Furious, they complained: “We risked our lives and only got $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million in an instant! Looks like it’s better to be educated than to be a thièf.” This is called “Knowledge is as valuable as gold.” Meanwhile, the bank manager smiled, relieved that his stock market losses were now covered by the robbery. This is called “Seizing the opportunity."” Dare to take risks! So… who are the real thievés? Just for fun😆 #followerseveryonehighlights
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︎ ︎venom
︎ ︎venom@venom1s·
Look at the difference in comments. When a man says - Why did my wife leave me for another guy when I got paralyzed. All women support the wife. When a woman says - My ex left me after I got paralyzed. All women abuse the ex. This is the problem with women these days.
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DoodooBug
DoodooBug@DoodooBugmvp·
this generation is fucking cooked do u know how basic decency works sekedar antar mengantar pulang temen is BASICCC FUCKING DECENCY bro bukan berarti lu nganterin pulang someone = you are into them. its about manners and safety its basic decency bubar aja generasi ini ngentot
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IT Unprofessional
IT Unprofessional@it_unprofession·
Last month my intern asked for help with a Kubernetes error. He was stuck on a YAML file. He looked desperate. I make $275,000 a year. I haven't written a line of code since 2017. I don't even know what a "pod" is. But I didn't tell him that. I leaned back in my Herman Miller chair. I said, "Stop trying to code. Start prompting." I told him to paste the error into ChatGPT. He did. The AI told him to delete the cluster. He did. Production went down instantly. The CEO called me screaming. I didn't panic. I told the CEO we were "testing our disaster recovery protocols." He was impressed by my foresight. I got a bonus. The intern got fired. Innovation requires sacrifice. Just not mine.
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ViralMedia🎥
ViralMedia🎥@ViralMedia247·
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Olivia
Olivia@fansluvvangie·
I'm ngl I need a job where ion got to talk to nobody
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oddTiwi@oddtiwi·
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⚚Sage
⚚Sage@belikesagee·
I feel so disconnected from ppl lately, everything just feels fake or temporary
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𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉
Being broke is one thing, but watching yourself get older without any progress in life??? That is straight up depression.
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juju 💰
juju 💰@ayeejuju·
the weather been so bad lately
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