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Coming to the realisation that I’m never going to have a summer break again. Like its just work forever

9-5 workers as soon as it hits 6-7pm on sunday evening

How those first few minutes of the morning hit before you inevitably have to open a Microsoft application

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 47 times a day.

Logging onto the dark web tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

@ethereaIised They need to make one that doesn’t smell or feel gross or burn my eyes too

ur supposed to wear sunscreen every single day and u need to be wearing at least 2 teaspoons on ur entire face for it to be effective and also u need to reapply it throughout the day but it only comes in tiny little tubes that are really expensive… right right

Just discovered that a lot of people do not play when it comes to Mirrors by Justin Timberlake that song has real shooters

@stanyelyah It was fun when it was just Alex and Sofia talking about their vulgar hoe stories but now it’s so bland and I can’t stand Alex

i just dont understand how and why call her daddy is the biggest podcast in the world i'm so bored

@PopCulture2000s We used to be a proper country

happy earth day to the only ones who can actually save the planet

@MasseAlexandria OBSESSED

I complimented this girls possum purse at the tigers game last night and she took this tiny possum out of the purse and gave it to me

i love my country of philadelphia

Cricket’s revenge.

unemployed @KristiNoem

ban it from showing the people i went to high school with what they’d look like as a cartoon character too while you’re at it

the three genders

The Bunny you've all been waiting for.

And if I didn’t lose that tooth in kindergarten I would’ve gone pro

If I didn’t break my earlobe in second grade I would’ve gone pro