mal

@PostMalone held a kangaroo once

lives were changed, sexualities were questioned.

as a beautiful woman, i shouldn’t know what sharepoint is

my favorite part of thrifting is finding all the shirts that say shit like SIZE MATTERS and BORN THIS GAY

my friend watching the xx coachella livestream: “xx like the chromosome?”

one day all the bugs and animals ive been nice to will become my army

@TheTinyLion_ i can’t believe i haven’t told u this 💀

@postmalea Omg new mal lore

my pink pickle rick tattoo was a great conversation starter until multiple coworkers asked if i had a penis tattooed on my ankle now pink pickle rick lies under a bed of flowers. u are missed sometimes

This is ur reminder that you don’t need to use ai in anyway to create art. You don’t need to use ai to “adapt”….instead adapt my foot in ur ass. Keep making art with ur blood sweat and tears and don’t be a fucking loser

Are we forgetting this happened on Gossip Girl

we’re bald in this together!

i stand by this statement

“18 years since Just Dance”

commenting GRRR BABY! VERY GRRR! on my best friend’s selfies

me & who

how i feel when Company by Justin Bieber

if creed isn’t playing at the restaurant, i don’t want it!

do you believe in life after bald

takes a lot of confidence to stand on the corner in the nude like that. good for her <3

santa has been cast in so many christmas movies. i fear he lacks range