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@Captain9ice @ArcSadam I am telling you... She's now being controlled by the dark lord

@postoyen @ArcSadam Broooooo😂😂😂😂😂💔 I had just commented on the post before seeing this comment She has held the book of the damned😭😩

Nawa oo🤔 If you live around Ikorodu, Lagos, please take note of the woman in this picture. Many residents believe there is something unusual about her because of her striking features, especially her oddly shaped ears and feline-like eyes. According to local accounts, every June since 2021, a few days before the Oró Festival, this mysterious woman has been seen wandering through different parts of Ikorodu with a child strapped to her back, always wearing the same outfit. She has reportedly been sighted in Odoguyan, Imota, Irawo, Ebute, Idera, Bayeku, and several other communities, often on the same day and around the same time. No one seems to know who she is, where she comes from, or what her mission is. The most unsettling part? She never speaks. She simply appears, walks through the area, and vanishes without a trace. Residents of Gberigbe claim that local vigilantes encountered her late one night while she was walking along a deserted road. They said that when a flashlight was pointed directly at her face, what appeared to be a third eye suddenly became visible on her forehead. Witnesses further alleged that the child on her back seemed abnormal, describing strange movements and sounds that left them terrified. The woman reportedly showed no fear. Instead, she calmly walked toward the vigilantes, causing them to flee in panic. When they later returned with reinforcements, she had disappeared. An old local tale even speaks of a mysterious woman with similar features who was allegedly seen decades ago before a major national crisis. Whether fact, folklore, or mere coincidence, stories about her continue to spread across Ikorodu and neighboring communities. Have you ever encountered a mysterious figure like this during the night? Whatever the truth may be, the story remains one of the most chilling urban legends circulating in Ikorodu today 📰📰

@Al3xtheg3mini @ArcSadam A grown up How would I do that??

@postoyen @ArcSadam 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣😭🤣🤣🤣 w you wan kee me 😭😭😭😭

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Jesus of Nazareth.

YORUPOP TO THE WORLD Sounds from the west

I can assure you that Man Utd have no problem in paying a particular player £300k and above a week. They have done it before, and they can do it again. But this time around, you will have to work hard and prove that you deserve such wages. The days of dashing player funds with nothing to show for it are over.

Apparently Tonali is going to get 250k per week at Spurs. Rice already close to 300k per week. Anderson getting somewhere in between. If United insist on paying 170k maximum for players I worry about United as a club going forward.

@arojinle1 Yes. But where this brother head dey? I can't locate it.

Did you see it?

@Dorosweeth @Alhaji_Basi @youngskales Okay, then he said that he will be voting for Tinubu or Atiku. What going to be your response or reaction to to his choice?

@Alhaji_Basi @youngskales lol at 2026 you still Dey find who go convince Election is next year , nobody Dey convince you anything, if you like no vote Bad as e bad , na all of us go still suffer am

Why? Because I ain’t seen no candidate worth my vote ? Convince me about one that really has the interest of Nigerias future at heart

@RayB1435463 @the_smallie No rest for the wicked That's what it all about..

@postoyen @the_smallie Exactly my point. I played in one last week. Everybody almost died 😂 4 A-side with those small goal posts that even makes it harder to score, 20mins per half. Whenever ball goes outta play, they throw in another one quickly, no rest at all.

I no gree oo 😂 Person fit play 5 aside everyday for a week but he no fit play 11v11 everyday for a week. Shey dem wan increase number of games per week and your colleagues de protest 😂 11v11 no easy.

@FotballwithTom_ @the_smallie With such small goal posts, you'll be surprised at how easy it is to score. There is constant running to attack and defend, and tackles that are dangerous with no checks or caution.

@postoyen @the_smallie I swear 5 a side competition are not always more than 30mins for each half If you play both half you go feel like mad

@the_Lawrenz Dr. Zeh A precise and prolific striker, he is a sharp shooter with 98% accuracy and understands how to navigate defenders' minds... One of his most historic and memorable goals is "Fijabi."

@UnkleAyo This is beautiful Thank you for this early morning piece

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Some key fixtures for the upcoming campaign 👊

This is why Drose a legend man 😭

@ManUtd Chelsea fans right now.....

A closer look at the key games 👀🔥

Pure efficiency