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@Raindropsmedia1 Has anyone considered leaving him the fuck alone?

Bruce Willis, the 70-year-old movie icon, has reportedly moved into a new home with 24/7 care, separate from his wife, Emma, and their children. He can no longer speak or remember that he was once a famous actor amid his battle with dementia.💔😳🙏🏽

Are we really gonna believe this man is 215 lbs

I look at my instagram as if i had died; maybe that’s hope.

I swear to good health i don’t give a fuck

I’ll argue with myself before i argue with you

Sometimes people hate you and the express that openly

I think we should legalize drinking in public because it would make motorists a lot more scare of people on the streets.

Fuckin hell i need a day off

I wish jimmy buffet was still alive so didn’t have to hear cheese burger in paradise everywhere i go

@madimadzz Can you go public so i can retweet this

My biggest fear is adults who listen to Taylor Swift

A lot of you trying to be somebody when being yourself is so much better

@madimadzz Can’t afford rent without you

I just took a sip out of my gaterade and a cockroach went into my mouth and I’m moving out

Car horn has not been verified as a murder yet but this rain will kill somebody

Just heard a car horn for a suspiciously long time.

@beetlexjuiice Or leave

Love it when a “I dont drink beer” person comes into a brewery and try to order things that aren’t beer

@stunterbiden Facts and facts

favorite water worst fucking city