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twitter is where my brain comes to take a shit

@emkenobi Why is it gross?

As insane as this is, what's even crazier to me is if Sam Levinson actually did any research about OF, he'd know this content violates the TOS and would never have been allowed on the platform. OF is very strict about the content and words it allows. Anything referencing age play is automatically flagged and banned. He really wrote this in the script for no fucking reason. It's so gross.

@RaulQMx @Bricktop_NAFO If a bunch of farmers in Vietnam can do it, it can't be that hard

Sure... Once you somehow defeat the best military, navy, air force, Marines, Coast Guard, ground troops, missiles, and somehow get past all of our nukes—even if that were to happen, which is already extremely unlikely since our Coast Guard alone is the 4th strongest navy in the world and our Navy’s aircraft divisions are the second strongest air force in the world after our own Air Force—now you have to fight 100+ million well-armed and trained militiamen who abide by “it’s not a war crime the first time.” Oh, and I can’t wait for you to hit the South. Man, at that point it will be a horror movie for you.

A British person playing airsoft demonstrates why we don’t need guns to take back America.

she giving me that Skyward Sword

leggings so tight I can see each lip call that Majora's Mask

@foomagemindset cool assumption bro, but this question has been presented in her work along with her commentary behind it in the past. it's like, googleable, not a "rando opinion"

@potiology cool story bro, but i’m not actually interested in rando opinions of what her intentions are

Why does the x-risk influencer application have a question on bestiality preferences @Aella_Girl ?

@foomagemindset @Aella_Girl tell me you don't know Aella without telling me the point of this question is to see whether youre capable of overcoming obvious social norms to question morality and logic on a deeper-than-superficial level. like no shit beast/necro is bad. Now can you give a good faith answer?

@Aella_Girl It was a tactical ommission actually. So what’s the point of the question? It doesn’t have anything to do with AI X-Risk or being an influencer. Given the recent bloviating from Doomers about being law abiding, its weird that you’re testing applicants for weighing two felonies.

@venusconjunct glhf

gonna get a rose toy use it on full power till my clit stops working then kill myself

@thisislux I make my own rhythm. percussion mostly, but a wind instrument trickles in here and there

real freaks prefer silence

@thisislux if mouth counts as hole bellybutton does too

good pussy can melt steel beams

@JamesMcPherson @AdamKoffler In Vancouver, it's exceedingly rare to find a home under seven figures. Tiny shoebox condos designed to be airbnbs are what you'll find in the 700K range. This is true even in the outskirts of the city. Median income here is about $80K. Something like less than 10% make more.

If you are going to use expensive housing markets, then you need to use expensive employees. $100k is the absolute minimum to be called a “six figure salary” and is low for the same place that a $700k house is a starter home. Push it up to a more reasonable $350k/year and $500k house and you are discovering who is buying a house right now.

Here’s Dave Ramsey’s advice on buying a house in the year 2026: - Have 20% for a down payment to avoid private mortgage insurance (PMI) - Do a 15-year fixed rate loan - Make sure your monthly payment isn’t more than 1/4th of your take home pay Let’s put that math to the test 👇🏼

@hushatlas I think this is more technically right but colloquialism has changed to be more like: Kink = pleasure from something typically seen as non-pleasurable e.g. pain, restraint, discipline Fetish = pleasure from something typically seen as non-sexual e.g. feet, mascot uniforms, latex

A kink is something you like that enhances your experience. A fetish is something you need to feel aroused. Kink = preference Fetish = dependence

@chachamyeon Unless you ask someone you love

Don’t put it in your mouth

@GaboVillain 30's hits hard

I bought this expensive ass monstera and I divided it into 4 (will be 5 soon just need more pots) why did I do this instead of Jack off

@DarkHelmet1984 @ProudSocialist The government, currently headed by Donald Trump, actively denies the impact of climate change. It is the scientific community that is urging people to care; the same scientific community being executed by said government. Think about that!

@ProudSocialist They smeared the shit out of. A drunk, addicted to pills, had a manic break, etc. I bought this 10 scientists ago. Our Govt is literally killing people to keep us trapped. While selling us Climate Change BS Think about that…

This is Amy Eskridge. She is one of the 11 scientists who has died/disappeared recently that’s linked to high government research and secrets. Amy researched anti-gravity and in this clip reveals anti-gravity was already discovered 4 times, but each time the government suppressed it. She then reveals she was close to discovering it, but was threatened that she would be killed if she published it. She was found dead shortly after this 2022 interview. It was ruled a “suicide” but no investigation details were made public and British intelligence officer Franc Milburn testified before Congress in 2023 that her death was not a suicide. She also said this a few months before her death: “If you see any report that I killed myself, I most definitely did not.” What is going on? Is our own government murdering scientists whose research and discoveries (i.e. free energy) threaten the profits of corporations and billionaires?

@hannahhughes @Aella_Girl @KiritDawda more like oldschool okcupid

@Aella_Girl @KiritDawda So basically tinder

I made a sex matching app. Input a bunch of data on various types of your sexuality, and get recommended someone we think you'd have good sex with. It's already matching ppl well ;) Limited invite codes below.

@doomerbunny @ClashofClans shh just.... shh let them do it

@ClashofClans um

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@xokads it's fine to not sexualize yourself. it's also fine to sexualize yourself. no one is superior to others for picking either path.

14 months ago i quit my job. I decided to become a twitch streamer. I have never sexualized myself. I have never changed my beliefs. I have never told myself I cant do it. Last night- I hit a 528 viewer count on twitch naturally. Never sell yourself short. Just be you xoxo

@rachelclif No less than eight times a week. At least one simple, easy, quicky-style in the morning or evening, just as a ritual pair bonding exercise, and at least one big production maximum effort session once a week, like a date-night thing.

genuine question: if you had unlimited access to sex with the partner of your dreams, long-term, how much do you think you would actually want? that is—how often do you think you'd want to have sex?

@thisislux ah so that's the source of the pain

My test results came back, says I'm too sexy for my shirt

@Kerbcrawlergho1 Wait what do you mean last books like, ever?

Hey folks, im selling my last books, send me a Dm or just comment...