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Katılım Temmuz 2019
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pourwhitney@pourwhitney·
Everything is fine and well until your algorithm starts showing you ads for schizophrenia 🚬
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pourwhitney@pourwhitney·
CEO: the peasants are only buying one broom Engineer: what if we redesign it to make it shitty and subscription style Marketing: introducing the @Swiffer sweeper with refillable dry cloths!
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pourwhitney@pourwhitney·
No stream tonight! I’ve been sick all week and body is shutting down. Aiming for Saturday or Tuesday night to make up for it. See you soon 🫶🏻🪩
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pourwhitney@pourwhitney·
When a friend is watching the movie you recommended and they didn’t laugh at a funny part
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South Dallas Foodie@SouthDallasFood·
I would like to, but I don’t take Adderall.
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Guinea pigs vs weeds and grass. Smart solution.
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pourwhitney@pourwhitney·
We’re getting the rapture before GTA6.
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pourwhitney@pourwhitney·
PC is setup. New game has downloaded. Grabbing a new box of wine. I’m thinking Thursday night is shaping up to be a good night to come back. See you all Thursday!! #streamingalert #shesback #letsrage
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