Patrick Owens

@paul_e_jones @CWBChicago @mattvanswol Only suburbanites refer to the greater area as Chicago. It’s either Chicagoland or the suburbs of Chicago.

@CWBChicago @mattvanswol It would not be useful to make reference to a small town just outside of Chicago, as nobody expect those living there would know. Generally, people refer to the larger metro area as "Chicago." Same for LA and other large cities.

🚨#BREAKING: A MASSIVE TEEN TAKEOVER OCCURRED LAST NIGHT IN CHICAGO. HUNDREDS OF "TEENS" WERE SEEN THROWING FIREWORKS AT EACH OTHER, VANDALIZING PROPERTY, AND BLOCKING CARS UNTIL 2AM. POLICE HAD TO USE PEPPER PELLETS TO DISPERSE THE TEENS WE DON'T HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS!!!!!

@chicagobars @HalfAcreBeer Empire Rooftop by Yorktown Mall in Lombard. Obvs.

Undisclosed location. Watching Cubs baseball on a bar patio TV. Drinking a @HalfAcreBeer Daisy Cutter and enjoying the scenery from far above the banana madding crowd.

@Mike_kim714 Great recap. Thanks for sharing!

18: -I was feeling pretty nervous on the tee. Wind left to right with water right. Not exactly my favorite tee shot in the world. Tee shot was a total bailout left knowing I only needed birdie and I could make birdie laying up. I drew a nice lie, hit a standard 8i into the fairway. I had 125 pin, down off the left to a front right pin. I knew I wanted to land it with some spin a little left to use the slope. Again with the wind off the left, I decided to hit a hard 56. I had a downhill lie and with how amped up I was, felt like I could get 115 out of it when I hit it 110 normally. I usually overdraw my shots when swinging hard but the lie and the wind pushed it a lot and landed it right of the pin. Was pretty disappointed with that wedge shot. Distance was good though to 24ft. The putt was up a little ridge and I read it to not have a ton of break. I ended up playing about a ball outside the hole. Last thought was just don’t leave it short. Get it to the hole. I gave it a good rip and easily got it there. As it was 3ft out, it was tracking and I was hoping I didn’t hit it too hard for it to lip out… and it went in! Unreal day. Happy to be in the history books but now I gotta get ready to try and win the tournament. Let’s get after it. Will hear suggestions for what kind of giveaway to do for 59.

59 breakdown!! Something I never would have thought I’d do. What a day. Let’s get into it

@BBarn64 Is their video board a 65 inch TV?

Looking forward to seeing it at the end of November

@Curt0311Tom @AdamKinzinger You know you don’t have to defend every weirdo, right? You could just say “yeah, that’s weird.” Because it’s weird.

@AdamKinzinger Ohh, my God, Adam, you've just uncovered the biggest problem in the history of the world. Thanks for being on the job. You twinkie.

This is. Not normal

@CindyCoops @fire_starter457 Do you work for Taylor Farms or is your maiden name Taylor?

@fire_starter457 Their product is good and safe to eat. There was a false positive. Those results are verfiable.

So, let me get this straight- Lettuce from Taylor Farms had been linked to the cyclospora outbreak. Taylor Farms CEO flies to the White House, makes a "donation" to Trump, and all of a sudden, the FDA walks back its finding, claiming it was a "false positive"?

@CindyCoops @fire_starter457

@Ben13Porter A LOT more people watching on TV. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Not sure exactly when this started but there’s a strange trend of halftime shows being entirely designed for TV and not at all for the fans in the stadium. This must be absolutely brutal to watch from the crowd.

@JonRothstein Two decent games. Lame.

Iowa State has released its non-conference schedule for the 2026-27 season.

BLUE CITY CHAOS: SUCKER PUNCHED ON MICHIGAN AVENUE 😡 This man was walking home from his office in downtown Chicago when he got blindsided. He didn’t see the punch coming. Thought he walked into a wall. Blood pouring down his face. Two black eyes. The attacker stood 2 feet away, fist clenched, taunting him: “What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do?” He’s in shock, screaming, snaps photos for detectives, calls 911. Attacker runs. On a busy street? ONE person stopped to help — grabbed napkins from Starbucks to stop the bleeding. Everyone else just walked right past a man with blood all over his face. No one asked if he was OK. No one stepped up as a witness. He says it’s not isolated. Three years ago another guy got punched in the head, fell, hit the sidewalk, and died. This is the new normal in Chicago after years of Democrat power. Random violence. Total breakdown of basic decency. How much more before we say enough? People need to see what’s really happening.

@coachbrucepearl One fat orange turd fellating another fat orange turd. Wish you could both go away!

Make America Great Again

@JTiszai @YahooFinance exactly would you know that? The federal minimum wage has been raised ONCE in the past 30 years!

@YahooFinance Raising minimum wage will accomplish nothing

Billionaire Mark Cuban's push for a $20 minimum wage was sparked by the realization that employees at a company he invested in relied on government assistance. yhoo.it/44j02ts

@Hub_Arkush Fan voting

Pete Crow Armstrong has a better batting average, more home runs and he’s the best outfield defender in the league. Soto is obviously automatic, but why are Andy Pages and Brandon Marsh starting ahead of him in the All Star Game ?

@JefferyCMay @Owennfa What is incorrect in his post?

@Owennfa Go home, Savanna Boy!

BOOMER: "You're just complaining. Life is hard." ME: "Do you know what it costs to work now?" ME: "I pay $500 a month in work software subscriptions." BOOMER: "That's ridiculous." ME: "That's just to do my job. Then gas is $5 a gallon." ME: "A used car costs $15,000. A house costs $450,000." BOOMER: "Well you should save." ME: "Save what? After subscriptions, gas, rent, and food there's nothing left." BOOMER: "I never paid for work software." ME: "Your company paid for everything. Mine makes me pay for the tools to work." ME: "You paid $1 a gallon. I pay $5." ME: "You bought a car for $5,000. I'm buying one for $25,000." BOOMER: "You're just bad with money." ME: "The baseline cost of existing tripled. My salary didn't." You didn't have it figured out. You just had cheaper everything.

@Archer83Able Day 1!

REPORTER: Mr. President, Vladimir Putin, shortly after speaking to you on July 4th, struck Kyiv and killed innocent civilians. Why doesn't he feel any pressure after speaking with you? US PRESIDENT TRUMP: Well, I think he does feel pressure. He wants to end it, and Ukraine wants to end it. And we're in talks, and we'll see if we can get it ended. It's a terrible thing... But this is one that I think we're getting much closer than people realize.

@Sassafrass_84 Communism isn’t great. But I don’t think you have any idea what communism is.

The Uk plans to take over "approved" YouTube content. This sounds an awful lot like communism. It sounds like they need liberation from a tyrannical government.

@thescorechicago Only problem is that most came in two games. Really just need him to have steady production.

Lou Canellis marvels at Dansby Swanson's historic turnaround at the plate recently. "The only players to rack up 26 RBIs over a 10 game span in the same season....Swanson, DiMaggio, Fox, Gehrig & Mel Ott."

@KlevenoZilla @AdamKinzinger You cultist clowns will literally defend anything. It’s a bust. Just say. Who cares? Both sides deserve a ton of criticism for plenty of things. You don’t have to defend him for everything.

Democrats sabotaged. They ruined the entire thing by refusing to participate, put out a bunch of rhetoric and posted dumb shit like this do people say "looks dead and boring" nm. Staying home. Democrats truly hate America. Ms. Gorman should be able to give the guillotine to Sanctuary city leaders

Good god

@JefferyCMay @RepRobertGarcia After dozens of investigations, there is ZERO proof this has happened.

@RepRobertGarcia Why should foreigners and illegal aliens be allowed to vote?

While I’m heartened that the Supreme Court in a 5-4 decision protected the mail-in voting process, it’s insane that four justices were ready to limit voting rights and ballot access. The next President must reform this court.

@speakeasytlkshw @EmmanuelAcho This is an insane take. Like crazy.

"The WNBA would be better without Caitlin Clark, because she is a bigger distraction than she is an additive" – @EmmanuelAcho FULL SENDS Caitlin Clark criticism over all of the coddling and catering she receives from fans and media LIVE RIGHT NOW ➡️ youtube.com/watch?v=lqQbYh…