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Why I relate to racoons: Dark circles around eyes. Chubby and eats junk food. Stays up late. Cute but will fight you

@poppy_cooks Absolutely no need to apologise it was a bit of fun. For gods sake it was a statue, not an actual bull.

How the fuck have I missed the podcast My Dad Wrote a Porno?!! Hilarious! Crying with laughter while trying to get some work done. I give up Belinda Blink wins today. @dadwroteaporno #mydadwroteaporno

Seeing @rhysjamesy tonight at The Wardrobe Theatre in Bristol. Couldn't be much closer.....literally 30cm from the microphone. He could whisper his set in my ear from here.

@LizziejackLiz They really are love it

@poweredbymeows You definitely need one. They are the 💣

Got to love an Oodie. I am toasty toasty. How was your weekend?

@LizziejackLiz I borrowed this one. I NEED one myself.

@poweredbymeows I e got one like that ! Bloody brilliant

@steven_mellish It's amazing

@poweredbymeows Looking all snug x

@glenistarr @NicolaJSwinney @Rachel_Rabbit13 @PetitShelly Why do you have two tvs?

Got a sodding #Corky thing what's going in the world #RedRedWine @NicolaJSwinney @poweredbymeows @Rachel_Rabbit13 @PetitShelly one if five a day 🍷🍷🍷

@Katie95665826 Cats are ninjas. I have tried treats but he's wise to it now the monster hahaha.

@poweredbymeows It is hard my cat often tried to escape try a catnip toy to distract them while in the cage. You are doing so well however. Cats are so clever. Hope he can be confined to a room soon. Mine used to try to run off to. Hugs

I love you Bob but if you escape from your crate once more today 🤬. I swear he wees and poos on purpose to escape. He's learnt that I open the crate then and he slips out when my hands are busy. Any tips to keep a cat in when they are determined to have freedom? 5th time today!!

@tuckerhi86 Yes I will do

@tuckerhi86 I will save up I think

@LMilly70 Yeah mine too

@poweredbymeows Over to quickly.....

@Cruisers_creek Very nice. Glad you had a good day.

@1OctopusGarden @cye_nood He's having crate rest at the moment. He's getting better but still limpy.

@poweredbymeows @cye_nood How is your cat doing, the one hit by a car?

Someone hit my precious cat with their car and left him to lie there in the cold and ice. How could someone do that? He's got a broken tail needing amputation and a fractured pelvis. It will cost thousands which I will pay to save my boy. Whoever hit him may karma get you. #Cats

@Obzyer Thank you so much

@poweredbymeows Seriously tho l hope he gets better real soon so you don't have to worry about crating

@Obzyer I think so

@poweredbymeows I think you got a ninja cat

@Obzyer They are so soft and warm

@poweredbymeows Aww you look super cosy

@Sheilas_Perfume I need to get one I borrowed this one

@h82fran It was ok

@poweredbymeows Hopefully means you’ve enjoyed yourself

@tuckerhi86 I need one in my life