Patrick Prunskus

@CCpxpSN @hnicsimmer Is it “One Fell swoop” or “One FELL swoop” ?

@ThatEricAlper “I’m up on the eleventh floor and I’m watching’ the cruisers below”

What’s the greatest opening lyrics to a song that you’ve ever heard?

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@SNKenReid Such a shame that they show some fight but the PPG against supports the narrative of penalties they’re afraid to take.

Good on Max Domi. The Leafs showing some bite.

29 bells.

@Steve_Dangle If I’m not mistaken, their puck possession numbers have been high over that span… making it more incredulous.

Since 2016-17 the Leafs have the 4th-fewest penalties drawn per 60 and 5th-fewest PP opportunities. PP opportunities by season: 2016-17: T-16th 2017-18: 29th 2018-19: 31st (last) 2019-20: 23rd 2020-21: T-20th 2021-22: 21st 2022-23: 18th 2023-24: 25th 2024-25: 20th 2025-26: 31st

@Steve_Dangle Anniversary gift from my wife. She’s been sighing a lot.

If you're at the game tonight, please respond with what you paid to be there.

Where’s @JesseBlake ?

Some Torontonians blaming the mindset of this Game 7 Jays loss on the Leafs. And perhaps that’s true. A stark reminder of a Tyrant’s long shadow.

@MrJerryOC @MLB I’d never guess your secret identity

NO MORE NOSEBLEEDS FOR ME #WorldSeries @mlb

As a Leafs fan, I’ve been making irritating gestures whenever someone says “67” since before it was popular.

@SNKenReid going to the Springhill well.

I love it when @JayOnrait says “Morgan Frost Overnight”… that’s someone who’s had his finger hovering over the Record/Pause button on a 2-Deck tape recorder at 3 AM waiting for the live version of “Highway Girl” to come on.

@Evilatthebar Here here

Fun with A.I. #WANTITALL

@Evilatthebar Happy Birthday

Somewhere, Bob Baun is smiling down on George Springer.

Update: Shohei Ohtani’s plane is on its way to Toronto

@patterballs “Sitting”?

Blue Jays fans, please switch where you’re sitting now. Thank you.