dr. ppyajunebug, phd

Okay y’all, it’s happening. The Finsta Chronicles will be coming to an inbox near you: finsta.substack.com I also have a Ko-Fi if you’re interested, but zero pressure, I’m doing this shit for free as always: ko-fi.com/ppyajunebug

Already breaking my self declared rule because Jesus Christ “it’s not my job to tell other people to evacuate” you brag about your platform, use it for something good

@bitch_rights Only one exists and it’s not good

grifting until the very end 🫶 #CAROWATCH

clocking in for my shift at the Caroline Calloway hurricane watch

Listen, I am aware of CC’s refusal to evacuate a literal history making storm, but I’d prefer to share information on prepping for Milton and mutual aid groups to donate to. So, share them and I’ll boost.

did u know that Europeans all have only one way of being fancy

“The Great American Cambridge Sads” oh ffs

1. This book is $45 and I am trying to decide if I’m going to preorder it before she is forced to stop selling it 2. Girl, maybe there’s no biography because her estate hasn’t authorized one?????

Oh…okay…so Caroline REALLY wants to get sued…

@SmartBitches That’s Caroline in a nutshell

@ppyajunebug Jesus Christ this is shocking and ghoulish

@ElfGrove Genuinely I have no idea, it’s just so fucking insane????

Oh baby, she’s back with a BANG. Truly gonna get herself sued

@analog_ashley @NeuWriteSD Oh NO, this is such a huge loss. He was truly one of the kindest, funniest people I ever met and I learned so so much from him

I just learned that Harvey Karten passed away. As a PhD student writer for @NeuWriteSD, I had the honor of interviewing him in 2015. His candor & passion left a huge impact on me -- even as an emeritus professor, he was still obsessed with brains. neuwritesd.org/2015/04/30/bir…

@thegoodolddais Dais there are so many people in nude colors

Went to dinner and spent like ten minutes complaining how everyone at the Met Gala was gonna copy the Millais Ophelia painting and then came home to this

Y’ALL IT GOOD youtu.be/c9dQJJfLZmo?si…

@TheRestHistory I just listened to the first episode and enjoyed it, but was curious where the number of victims of the SS Atlantic came from, as I’ve seen it closer to 550 than 253 ssatlantic.com/ssatlantic/his…

🚨🚨TITANIC 🚨🚨 🚢🧊 One of history's greatest disasters - an action packed panoply of human tragedy, heroics and hubris; grating political frictions and class disparities. 🌊🛳️But what were the origins of this vast and luxurious vessel? Why was Titanic built? And how was it that the famously "unsinkable" liner met her freezing end on her very first voyage? 💥🔱 Today, Tom and Dominic discuss the birth of Titanic, and the grandiose world from which she emerged: the Gilded Age with its wealth, the rise of speed and steam; the rivalries of the transatlantic liner industry, New York, Belfast and the simmering tensions of Irish Home Rule, and the three men who shaped Titanic’s story... ⚓️🛟 The series of a lifetime SETS SAIL!

thEre’S No miSogyNy iN ForMulA 1

WHY IS @donutmedia RACING SHOW NO LONGER AIRING I NEED @alanisnking AND @eliz_blackstock TALKING ABOUT LEWIS

And the award for “most insulting wellness take” goes to… (she’s not a real doctor of course, she’s a naturopath)

Apparently it’s ✨wellness✨ to rub literal cow dung on your gums. Mooooooove over evidence-based anything, the influencers are here with their urine and dirt. AND LITERAL COW DUNG.

Happy Folger’s incest commercial to all who celebrate