Noah Prabhakar

Sports have broken my heart more times than any girl ever could

this is my version of an egot

For years critics lambasted Obamas nuclear deal because it lifted sanctions which gave Iran money to make missiles and find tariffs. Yet Trump today just announced he plans to do exactly that , enriching the same despots in Tehran.

Zohran Mamdani Praising Jesus. Donald Trump Praising Allah. Easter 2026.

Jesus to his disciples today:

Painter. 36 pitches, 27 strikes. Three scoreless innings so far.

ITALY FAIL TO QUALIFY FOR A THIRD STRAIGHT WORLD CUP 🤯 Wisconsin-born Esmir Bajraktarevic scores the spot kick to send Bosnia and Herzegovina to the big dance, breaking Italian hearts and enshrining his special place in Bosnian ones 🇧🇦

U.S. District Judge Randolph Moss in Washington ruled that President Donald Trump's executive order to cease funding for NPR and PBS is unlawful and unenforceable. to.pbs.org/4bO3Ndy

@BrandonThornNFL @mikegolicjr @Giants

Step 1: Move him back to LG

I’m back 💙

First of all…. Happy International Women’s Day

the game is so gone

Yesterday, in announcing the assault on Iran, @POTUS acknowledged that American lives would be lost. "That often happens in war.” Today, after the death of 3 service members, he predicted there will be more. "That's just the way it is." I know it's a reality but it seems oddly tone deaf for the Commander-in-Chief who ordered these young people into battle.

Idea: a bar called The Situation Room. Like a sports bar but for politics. Cable news and live feeds on the screens instead of football. Atlases and copies of Jane’s Defence Weekly on every table. Multiple sets of Risk and Diplomacy behind the bar.

For Johnny ❤️

ALYSA LIU YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE. 😍 #WinterOlympics

SKI MOUNTAINEERING IS HERE! The first new Winter Olympic sport since 1998! —first you gotta ski up a mountain —then you gotta run up a staircase —then you gotta ski down a mountain (not pictured, looks like other sports tbh) It looks miserable! I love it!

MIKAELA SHIFFRIN.

USA BEATS CANADA IN CURLING FIRST WIN AGAINST CANADA IN NINE TRIES THEY TAKE DOWN THE BACK TO BACK WORLD CHAMPS (which. uh. did not play like the back to back world champs. something weird going on there)

This has gotta be one of the biggest self-owns in advertising history. You literally spend millions of dollars for a 30-second Super Bowl spot to tell everyone you're spying on them, immediately destroying your brand reputation and unpending your business model.

Year 23 💪🔥