Wednesday | 3set mpreg conspiracy disproved

Hello welcome to my updated introduction + fanfic recs/analyses!

"the reason why you portray *insert fictional character* as a bottom and an omega is because you think him being vulnerable absolves him of his actions" so close! I actually just think he'd look hot face down, knees on the bed, ass up, but you do you!

@ShikzPOV Wait yall ain't getting off on fingering yourself??

why does fingering only feel good when someone else is doing it to you

Somebody stop him

what if there’s a card of them NAKED having SEX with their new scandalous PORTABLE BIDET

This whole “you can absolutely tell when you’re reading a fanfic because of the prose” discussion is so dumb and pretentious. I can tell when I’m reading a fanfic because I purposely clicked on a goddamn fanfic on the Fanfic Website.

when the fic has pathetic sub top ilya begging for shane's hole on his knees

“fanfic tropes are overused” don’t careeee HOLY SHIT THERE’S ONLY ONE BED???

@chennjul Ofc! 😊

@practice40hour Thank you so much omg

Reading a hollanov puppy play fic and I'm going to die they're so sweet to each other

i love when i'm writing smut and gdocs tries to tell me that I really meant to write "pulls off his dick" instead of "pulls off of his dick" like yup. thank you so much guys. I thought I wanted to write a blowjob but you're so right, that penis is getting ripped clean off instead

@chennjul archiveofourown.org/works/82844406… I got you bb. Btw it's not finished yet

@practice40hour OKAY WHERE IS THIS I NEED THIS ???

I got called kid *and* a baddie when I was out grocery shopping today and I'm still trying to figure out what that means

@charmedwheeler No I've literally thought about this for years meeting you guys would be a dream the Actual Day Ever 🥹

@practice40hour wendy i need this so bad i don’t think i can properly explain how much this would mean to me ;-;

just watched a video of long-distance best friends meeting up and now i’m crying bc all i want is to breathe the same air as annie :((

@practice40hour yYEEEEEESSSS LET’S GO

alrighty oomfs what your star sign ?? are we kissing or not? 💫

Me irl

jerking off is a feminine thing and gooning is a girl thing and fingering is a boy thing for ur butt and Masturbating is non binary

It’s giving ‘mine’

He said no and he ran away to isle of man