Sophie

Lord Sugar’s tweets actually are getting a bit annoying now. He’s taking the piss

Am I chopped

My hit rate on hinge is actually diabolical atm

If I have to hear Sam Fender Rein Me In one more time out in public. Then. Well. I’m gonna be really mad

Woman behind me on the train is speaking on the phone and her voice sounds exactly like George Fouracres’ Keir Starmer impression

I can’t watch my favourite TikTok couple anymore ever since the guy got veneers. Just not interested anymore now he has candy cigarettes for teeth

I really do want him to pick me up and chuck me around

How long can you keep refilling an Aesop bottle before it becomes sad? 2 years?

No way strict Asian Obama was at the beach that makes you old

Just randomly learned from looking at a map that Joan Didion named her daughter after a Mexican county

Trying to navigate Battersea power station genuinely makes me feel like I have early onset dementia

Eastern European girls in London looove a suede knee high boot

The lake in Battersea park takes up so much room. They should pave over it and put a block of flats there

During early 1964, John Lennon sent this hand-written letter to The Ronettes.

yoga sign

Thinking about beginning it all

This robot is coming for your job (being drunk in a public park at 2 in the afternoon)

Why did I tweet this. When have I ever had a 10pm meal deal

Want to get skinny again but can’t stop eating 10pm meal deal……

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you