pre-cal!!

if you follow me, congrats. you're in the gang!

Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

@scolopendra_fan i was also a child obsessed with musicals so i don’t think they also wanted a child obsessed with nazi austria-germany at the age of 8

i didnt realize the sound of music was about ww2 until i was like 13 after i had seen it at least 45 times

NEVER let your printer know you’ve waited until the last minute and you’re in a hurry, because it can sense fear.

they should call him trump trump trump sahur lol *pinching your arm fat* hey did you hear what i said

@0ct3ds slash joke i actually cant draw unforch

@0ct3ds hey i can do that too

i paid Pup discord nitro for an Ed^2 drawing

that chopped, lonely 7th grader still lives in me

@tang3rda greenhouse gas

i suddenly remembered cen buming hate tweets but didnt remember if they were satire or not. i don't dislike any important non-npc character in ghg i think everyone's great

wait do people genuinely hate cen buming

@scolopendra_fan its been a lonely 3 sick days

@scolopendra_fan thank god yoy have 150 reelsto watch

the woke mind virus leaving me when i turn on that dallas cowboy cheerleader show from 2008

guys should i spend my big job money on netflix…

why. the hell. is spiderverse 2 on disney plus, but spiderverse 1 is on netflix?????? why must i do parkour between streaming platforms. all of my peter parkers should be in one place!

i have a deep understanding of when winnie the pooh taps his head and says Think Think Think

trying to hang out with my friend who loves sleeping

They are blocking my nose again with some kind of nanotechnology or some sort noseblocking ray

yk when all of a sudden you feel really fucking heavy and like a hydraulic press just started on you. it doesn’t really make it more difficult to move just makes me uncomfortable ugh its like the atmospheric pressure randomly quintupled

i have wanted fried rice all day