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Premiles, the co-host of Millennial Excellence

Should say, 🕊️ Died has Chuck Norrised at 86. 🤪😭😂🤣

Should say, 🚨 EXCLUSIVE: A hospital has been Chuck Norrisized after a medical emergency in Hawaii. 🤪😭😂🤣

Shout out to the makers of Zyn. You have to solve a little puzzle every time you want a pouch. Supports brain plasticity in young people!

A Benjamin Franklin impersonator told me you can DoorDash Zyn so I did

@greerdraws In a wonderful full circle moment, I was the person who said that and we just interviewed the person who makes these recipes on our podcast @millexcel

does anyone have the picture that says the original la boo boo pure class and nostalgia

Walk in the room like I’m Lights Camera Jackson Watching cartoons like I’m Lights Canera Jackson Friends with Regis like Im Lights Camera Jackson I’m literally Lights Camera Jackson

MILLENNIAL EXELLENCE How to Order: "Hi, may I please have a Venti iced Flat White with Blonde Espresso, 2 pumps White Mocha, 2 pumps Hazelnut, 2 pumps Pistachio & topped with Brown Sugar Cold Foam with 1 Salt blended in." Optional; line the cup with Caramel."

Webcomics. Take Charlie Brown and Garfield...and make it about memes, video games, and spicy snuggles with hubs and wifeys. I...may have just found my new favorite medium.

As a ten year old, I could play - and in some cases, even best - video games rated “T for Teen”

My gamer coworker: *fiddling with a toy key* Me: buhh? what is? MGC: oh it’s from a video game… Me: ah - I thought it’s the key to my heart! (I’m always joking around at work) MGC: Dude. I know you’re joshing. But that’s EXACTLY how it works in the games.

Sandbox games. Expectations: Castles, shovels, buckets Reality: M-Rated Shenenigans in Grand Theft Auto. Meh. Video Games are weird.

@RealBigBaby The orb I gave you is kind of a minimalist snow globe

When I was a kid my mom wouldn’t let me watch tv, I could to look at a snow globe tho. We only had one, which was like only having one channel. Then later in life I began to watch television. Parks and rec, the office , breaking bad, and occasionally the snow globe.

like...

The Office (US) was sort of this cult, indie rock phenomena when it came out. No laugh tracks. Single-camera. Clever, satirical humour. Watching it felt like seeing the Velvets at CBGBs. And theeennnnn the normies got a hold of it. Hmpf.

taught @willmenaker a thing or two about podcasting

@YeahYeahOkBro Think back to September of this year. Did you think we would be a lottery team? Not being rude, genuinely curious. I thought we'd be able to at least make the play-in with the roster that we had. When I think about it like that, I'm less concerned about the picks.

Pascal already made all-star Nemby’s shown improvement Nesmith, take some rest on me pal Shut em down and commit to being the worst team in the league. We can’t lose that pick

When "the dream" occurs. Bad things happen.

Had “the dream” again.