baba yagliacci

i don't sell candles or vibrators, but i do sell little pictures of anything you may want a picture of

this is humiliating. my eyes are literally watering

oncoming divorce era betty draper is so hot i can barely look at the screen

@maximumgraves god i forgot how long this chapter has been going

@maximumgraves pumping my fists and making hoo hoo hoo sounds every time i exhale

"happy birthday" 0

@maximumgraves anger anger anger anger anger

"happy birthday" 75

i wonder what it's like for young people to see 'magnolia' now. when it came out, none of us knew tom cruise was crazy. the oprah couch thing hadn't happened. so his acting in that movie was breathtaking because we'd never seen him be such a freak !

i haven't been On Here in several months and just now realized people have been DMing me in the interim. from the bottom of my heart: oops

Im not joking

godskin noble at 50% health

just now realized i've spent a solid 50% of my life sharing a house with someone who was in the process of dying. wonder if that has anything to do with my whole outlook. probably not

A young Mark Hamill poses with his favorite Star Wars monster. Hamill would later grow up to play Luke Skywalker in the popular franchise

fun fact: trans women love it when you say they look like a man with long hair from the 80s or 90s

there's somebody shy who i really wanna make out with but who lives too far away to come up with casual excuses to hang out, and the cost of gas is not improving the situation

in {culture} we are socially liberal. it is acceptable for a man to engage in homosexual relationships (so long as he is topping). we even accept trans people! we call them {slur for reviled third gender}. women are stuck in the kitchen but they have *real* power in the family

It’s so fucking crazy that everyone literally has l0ng c0v1d and we’re just supposed to pretend that chronic fatigue and memory loss and cancer and strokes and heart attacks are just part of being in your 30s like girl

@mfrost11 I have to admit I think about this way too often.

For those who don't know. Gaza now has the highest rate of children with amputated limbs in all of modern history. Something you stand before with great sadness and shock, not a passing news story.

It's going to be so tight in 2028 when nine different Democratic candidates all drop out on the same day and endorse Rahm Emanuel.

mid-conversation realizing almost my entire engagement with viddygames is fueled by people saying they're too hard. i've played all the soulsborniros, the zorks and pathologics, myst, F&H, and then like. a couple random games my friends loaned me. fakest gamer alive