premdawg

You say you a gangsta, but you never pop nothing

I judge men by their ability to take a man hating joke

we don’t talk about how hard it is to choose a favorite animal. there are so many good animals. i have to consider their merits

can i please just sit on the edge of a crescent moon like once in my life

my nervous system works so well like im literally nervous all the time

"all women do is use men" i have never once found a man useful

Why did everyone question the Covid vaccine but not ozempic. Vanity is a horror

I’m fucking addicted to blanket and bed

u need to be brave and whimsical diva because ur only this young once

despite all the societal shit against us, being a woman is really fun

it's kind of like we live in medieval times cause everything is mid and evil

god forbid a girl be full of whimsy AND rage

if she's ur girl why she at my igloo petting my puffle Imao

another day of feeling slightly nauseous and weird about everything

a girl yearns for an intellectual conversation (and then making out)

i say we ban men from voting and holding office

be as weird as u want

If you voted for Trump and now conveniently “don’t keep up with politics” you’re a coward. Turn around and look at the destruction you helped usher in. You don’t get to look away.

women friendships are the reward for surviving this evil world