dani

love a good reason to dress up and look extra cute ✨

learned at this wedding that the little foot flick to lower the kneeler during mass is a learned skill

the number of men at this formal wedding who didn’t cut the little x stitches off their suit jackets makes me even more mad than the women who showed up in above the knee dresses

I know this is AI rage bait slop but like… I live in Naples, I see the beach regularly. no beach looks like that geographically or people-y. the ai logo gave it away but do u think people are dumb enough not to see it or that the 10000s of people living here wouldn’t notice??

it sounds like my upstairs neighbors are moving furniture around. that would be bad enough to do at 11:30pm on a Wednesday. but what’s worse is I don’t have upstairs neighbors bc I’m on the top floor…

I mention it (in fl and ia) and people are always like do you mean yum yum sauce? like no if I meant yum yum sauce I would’ve said that, yum yum isn’t even yellow

it really is a shame that yellow sauce didn’t spread to Japanese steakhouses outside of KC. I miss it so much :/

people always catcall Sammy but never Dumpling :/

heartbreak is falling in love with a perfume sample then finding out a full bottle is $327

is it the stars fault or a mental illness that causes me to get attached to people super fast. like I see this group of people once a week (5 weeks counting, 5 weeks left) and they are all my friends and I would kill for them. I’ve see them all 5 times. a couple 6 times.

my friends made fun of me for being excited to make tuna noodle casserole :/ but my networking group were all like tuna noodle casserole is fire so idk maybe the LinkedIn entrepreneurs were right, you always gotta stay on the grind and network and whatever

“I hate traffic” YOU ARE TRAFFIC!!!!!!!!

when I’m online shopping and I select formal wedding guest dresses and the website shows me white dresses or cocktail dresses I immediately lose respect for the brand

wait am I going crazy? bc I got the vibe the laughs were part drunk, part the kind of laughs you do when you want the crazy old person to leave you alone? idk, maybe I’m being to hopeful that not all the guys suck??

there’s a measles outbreak in my area and my job sent out and email that said use common sense and don’t come to work if you have measles. I hate that we have to state the obvious now.

saw a video of them walking so I was right

some of these grass bunches are humans right? like I swear I saw one hop.

these commercials have been very nostalgia-core, while highlights have everyone wants to go back to a time before donald was president

I had to scrape frost of my windshield this morning, glad that as a true midwesterner at heart, I know that’s what gift cards are used for 🫡

a little mad at myself for adopting animals bc it would be so much easier if I could just 🍞🛁. but I must persist!!! for the puppies!!!!!

every single person I saw at the gas station complimented my shoes so I’ll be living on this high for years