🌻little thot on the prairie🌻

I’m a big dick boy with big dick feelings

@no_rlly At least imo

@no_rlly The cheat code is being around other people who don’t care and are dancing themselves (let’s go to Stacy’s)

@no_rlly 😬😬no hottie is worth dealing with that imo

Yeah I’m dtf (down to frolick)

I need Rhea Ripley to be mean to me

I want a natural swimming pool SO BAD

I am never not in a good mood after derby practice

@godcansucmydick Take me with you

@littlemoonbruja It was so mild!! And vanilla haha

Maybe is the tumblr fanfic smut that’s rotted my brain, but I don’t feel like the ACOTAR series was even that spicy??

Maintenance, sewage, and garbage workers are more valuable to our community than any cops could ever dream of being

@gwenspacey_ Happy birthday!! You look great!!

They murdered Tortuguita

Not me getting Covid and an ear infection at the same time

@paulquiznos Yellow

engage

@cacticait What are you, a theatre kid or something??

Guess who has a super Christian coworker now 🙄

@no_rlly 100%

Christians and so fucking annoying