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2 girls 1 cup... sort of Lynchian, no?

@uno2tres45_ true if huge ...

@prestmas my man !

2 girls 1 cup... sort of Lynchian, no?

@uno2tres45_ yea.

@prestmas was it good

just played the new game

@uno2tres45_ this doesn't make sense. disappointed.

who up sleepin

@McDonalds PLEASE stop busting fat loads into my mcchickens

@uno2tres45_ @POTUS i don't know everything dude

@prestmas @POTUS i meant the other word

presidential fellatio

@prestmas what does that mean queen

the santa clause (1994) is a body horror film

i wish i was famous enough to kill myself

eating clumps of melted candy corn to remind myself of my candle eating days

does no one cast anymore ? im talking spells here.

smartphone is like the new orb. am i right wizards?

vaginas are holier than penises. think about that folks.

woahhhhhhhhh is me

weevil hardtack 🤤

@uno2tres45_ mike prob