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There’s a helicopter on Mars and I still have 3 remotes for one tv

Time to buy a Fitzgerald Jersey!! @SFGiants

Honestly never understood the “why” behind him always trying to steal the crabby patty recipe.

The @SFGiants DH can’t DH.

@KaylaChowShow Titanic. DONT tell me what happens

Name a movie “everyone has seen” but you’ve never watched.

It’s that time of year where we must be on the lookout for the South Bend Shovel Slayer. There was Never enough evidence to convict.

Just took a vitamin with a beer. Killin it!

What happened to Mitch quick let me check what @alanzo1029394566677 with 12 followers had to say….

I need the back story to how Marty met Doc Brown. That’s gotta be a doozy.

@KevinDombrowski They really need to clean up the congress bathrooms

Catching up on some politics at the urinal.

It’s crazy a porn star can get crushed in the b hole over and over while I injure mine from wiping too hard. Weird super power

Fun game, is he a homeless person or just playing frisbee golf?

@TonesOfMusic I stole Dookie I paid for Smash. So Smash

Dookie or Smash from '94?

Nothing better than paying $180 dollars for my girls nails for them to tell me in the car tbey don’t look right and they dont like them. Cool

@TheGnudz If you had a patch on your thick ass Levi’s, you meant business

You did NOT want to fuck with us.

A funny thought, someone is in charge of bringing coffee and pastry’s even at a KKK meet up.

Teaching my kid to count coins. Can’t wait to tell him how many buttholes the 1963 penny has probably been in. And after that, the cocaine dollar bill!

@LoganWebb1053 Tuff loss but you’ll get the next one. Here’s some spirit from Roseville Thunder and Whitney Wildcats game tonight.

I miss where you could watch a movie like “There’s Something About Mary” and the cum scene wasn’t ruined by Reddit or Twitter.

@TheGnudz And I can’t remember where my keys are while holding them

This is amazing!

@TheGnudz @robisraelart That’s Don, Noodles. But did you all see that chicks cock and balls?

@robisraelart The bulge has me a little confused.

Caption this. I’ll go first: Pap!!!!!