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@preston0501

I’ve got junk in my trunk. Also jumper cables

USA Katılım Eylül 2012
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kell78@preston0501·
There’s a helicopter on Mars and I still have 3 remotes for one tv
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kell78@preston0501·
Time to buy a Fitzgerald Jersey!! @SFGiants
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kell78@preston0501·
Honestly never understood the “why” behind him always trying to steal the crabby patty recipe.
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Kayla Chow Show@KaylaChowShow·
Name a movie “everyone has seen” but you’ve never watched.
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kell78@preston0501·
It’s that time of year where we must be on the lookout for the South Bend Shovel Slayer. There was Never enough evidence to convict.
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kell78@preston0501·
Just took a vitamin with a beer. Killin it!
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kell78@preston0501·
What happened to Mitch quick let me check what @alanzo1029394566677 with 12 followers had to say….
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kell78@preston0501·
I need the back story to how Marty met Doc Brown. That’s gotta be a doozy.
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Kevin Dombrowski@KevinDombrowski·
Catching up on some politics at the urinal.
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kell78@preston0501·
It’s crazy a porn star can get crushed in the b hole over and over while I injure mine from wiping too hard. Weird super power
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kell78@preston0501·
Fun game, is he a homeless person or just playing frisbee golf?
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kell78@preston0501·
@TonesOfMusic I stole Dookie I paid for Smash. So Smash
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Tones Of Music@TonesOfMusic·
Dookie or Smash from '94?
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kell78@preston0501·
Nothing better than paying $180 dollars for my girls nails for them to tell me in the car tbey don’t look right and they dont like them. Cool
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kell78@preston0501·
@TheGnudz If you had a patch on your thick ass Levi’s, you meant business
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kell78@preston0501·
A funny thought, someone is in charge of bringing coffee and pastry’s even at a KKK meet up.
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kell78@preston0501·
Teaching my kid to count coins. Can’t wait to tell him how many buttholes the 1963 penny has probably been in. And after that, the cocaine dollar bill!
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kell78@preston0501·
@LoganWebb1053 Tuff loss but you’ll get the next one. Here’s some spirit from Roseville Thunder and Whitney Wildcats game tonight.
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kell78@preston0501·
I miss where you could watch a movie like “There’s Something About Mary” and the cum scene wasn’t ruined by Reddit or Twitter.
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kell78@preston0501·
@TheGnudz And I can’t remember where my keys are while holding them
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Rob Israel@robisraelart·
Caption this. I’ll go first: Pap!!!!!
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