Pretty Bad Jokes

@BKill_21 did you see the sports game?

Q: Why are balloons so expensive? A: Inflation

Q: Why don't Ferris wheels have priority seating? A: Because then they'd be unferris wheels!

Q: Why are lumberjacks terrible at tech support? A: Because all they care about are the logs.

Mr. Pibb definitely never finished High School

Y'all think Pepper is an M.D. or a PhD?

Q: What did the asteroid say when hounded by reporters? A: No comet.

Q: What did the grape say when it got stepped on? A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

the biggest trick the devil ever played was convincing management that MBAs should determine how software planning works

Q: What do you call bears without ears? A: "B"

Q: Why did the math book look sad? A: Because it had too many problems

Q: What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? A: So-fish-ticated

Q: Why don't oysters donate to charity? A: Because they're shellfish!

Q: What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A: A satisfactory

Q: What do you call a magical dog? A: Labracadabrador

@BKill_21 you probably want to stay on top of this one

Q: Why don't skeletons fight each other? A: They don't have the guts

Introducing 8 days of Halloween! For the next 8 days, I will (or will not) be posting one Halloween-related (or unrelated) joke each day, for a total of between 0 and 8 jokes! Q: What is a ghost's favorite variable type? A: Booooooolean!

@Romeormrf AI trying its best and failing miserably. Gonna need to bring in the big guns on this one, lads.

@prettybadjokes I'll get the boys in the lab to work on this

@Romeormrf How to write this joke in text? youtube.com/shorts/NYkFUsO…