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Jokes from the heart!

Funnytown, USA Katılım Ekim 2014
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Q: Why are balloons so expensive? A: Inflation
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Q: Why don't Ferris wheels have priority seating? A: Because then they'd be unferris wheels!
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Q: Why are lumberjacks terrible at tech support? A: Because all they care about are the logs.
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Mr. Pibb definitely never finished High School
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Y'all think Pepper is an M.D. or a PhD?
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Q: What did the asteroid say when hounded by reporters? A: No comet.
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Q: What did the grape say when it got stepped on? A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
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the biggest trick the devil ever played was convincing management that MBAs should determine how software planning works
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Q: What do you call bears without ears? A: "B"
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Q: Why did the math book look sad? A: Because it had too many problems
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Q: What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? A: So-fish-ticated
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Q: Why don't oysters donate to charity? A: Because they're shellfish!
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Q: What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A: A satisfactory
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Q: What do you call a magical dog? A: Labracadabrador
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Q: Why don't skeletons fight each other? A: They don't have the guts
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Introducing 8 days of Halloween! For the next 8 days, I will (or will not) be posting one Halloween-related (or unrelated) joke each day, for a total of between 0 and 8 jokes! Q: What is a ghost's favorite variable type? A: Booooooolean!
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@Romeormrf AI trying its best and failing miserably. Gonna need to bring in the big guns on this one, lads.
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