Pretty Dark Humor

If you ask ChatGPT to pick a random number from 1 - 100, it’d pick 73.

My son is watching his first Super Bowl. He just said “Daddy, why don’t both teams just share the trophy and be friends?” He’s 17. His teachers are really worried about him.

🇺🇸📁 This is bleak. From the Epstein Files. February 3, 2014. The day after the Super Bowl. Jes Staley, CEO of Barclays, one of the largest banks in the world, emails Jeffrey Epstein: "you want to know why we are not São Paulo, watch the TV adds on the Super Bowl. Its all about hip blacks in hip cars with white women. The group that should be in the streets, has been bought off. by Jay Z" In 2013, millions of Brazilians took to the streets against corruption and inequality. Staley is telling Epstein: that won't happen here. Americans are too distracted. Pop culture has done its job. A banking CEO, writing to a child sex trafficker, explaining why neither of them will ever face consequences. They think you're bought, they think you're asleep, they think the commercials worked. Were they right?

Andrew and Tristan Tate defeated both criminal and civil human trafficking allegations in Florida.

🚨NEW: Russia demands Britain discloses the reason why the British soldier who died this week was in Ukraine

Australia's social media ban for teens under 16 is now in effect, the first country to do so

A true patriot eats an English breakfast everyday

Tim Sweeney, the man behind Fortnite, has bought over 40,000 acres of U.S. wilderness—not to build, but to keep forever wild.