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Not to alarm anyone but is anyone else worried about how fucking stupid everyone is?

hey so actually no

Being shouted at in the workplace is a behavior that should never be tolerated.

I’m not in the business of convincing anybody of anything

imagine not liking me n im at home coloring on my iPad

If you know for a fact that you did absolutely nothing to someone and they pull away from you, it was divine intervention. Don't even question it. Rejection is protection and redirection.

You can’t do shit for nobody until you got your own life in order, put you first the rest will come

I check the backseat every time I get in the car. Won't choke the shit outta me 🤣🤣

it rlly is such a flex to not have one hater bone in your body idk!!!

Y’all don’t take who y’all have a child with serious at all.. a lot of y’all in the situation y’all in cause y’all was just plain ol stupid.

tax return: $9,541 mcdonald’s cashier: you said how much for the french fries? me: no, i said how much for the franchise

Been alchemizing energy since a child before I even knew what it was

Normalize making stuff up when strangers ask invasive questions.

Whoever invented sweatpants really understood humans.

me liking every nicki hate tweet about her being a complete dumba$$

you really will lose your mind tryna get someone to understand how you feel