Hannah

[reading a book in first person] i dont remember doing any of this

You guessed it folks, it’s the personification of Death from the 1957 Swedish thriller “Seventh Seal”

All adventurous women do.

I’m sick in bed while my housemate has a party: I’m little women pilled. I’m bethmaxxing

no bbc apprentice winners treats??? recession indicator???? #theap

Very important date in history..

After enduring days of rejection, Baby Punch finally experienced the comfort of love. Today, the adult monkey Onsing drew little Punch into a firm, deeply reassuring embrace.

accidentally wrote “PORK ALERT” instead of “PORK ALLERGY” on a ticket at work tonight

Exciting news! We’re thrilled to announce that tapir Yuna gave birth to a rare and endangered Malayan tapir calf Sunday night. The newborn, covered in distinctive white spots and stripes resembling a fuzzy walking watermelon, is only the second tapir born in our 120-year history.

I’m actually so scared for my future but I’m going to try to be brave

[werner herzog voice] I do not understand why it is that this Bunny is “bad” i quite enjoy his antics

they should invent a day where i figure it all out

wasting my time and my life!!!! but i can't stop!!!!! or find contentment in the wasting!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahaaaahaaa!!!!!!! get me out of heeeeerrrrreeeee!!!!!!!!!!

feel like i’m slowly losing my grip on reality

I have two internal monologues and this is what they sound like

“we laugh until our ribs get tough” “but that will never be enough”