Dr. Barbie

I've realised I just need small bits of gratification at regular intervals to feel happy. Just a rat in a cage waiting for my next treat.

Wished for an ex to like most of my stories, got an ex who likes most of my stories (different ex) ⚰️

@AarKuNine Wait, semicolons too? NOT SEMICOLONS

Not me grudgingly taking away a few em dashes from my thesis, (even legitimate ones, in quotes), a little bit ashamed of the world we have made.

I love when long distance, somewhat sporadic-relationship friends text back right away and seem super interested in talking to you. My friendsies so cutie 🥰

I finished my thesis!! I am quite happy (not very, unfortunately, but you know what? These days we'll happily settle for a 'quite')

I got a FutureMe email (you can write letters to yourself to be delivered years later) and since I'm in the exact same boat I was in a year ago, it feels like a bit of a dig at me. The next time I will schedule these letters for a few years later

What are the odds ki meri life mein ko ek hi Dennis tha woh menace hi bankar gaya

I absolutely must finish my dissertation in 6 days and I've gotten a lot of feedback from my supervisor. So of course I am wardrobe planning using Google docs.

In other news I have a lovely new denim waistcoat. Which matches my denim miniskirt exactlyyyy. Hello barbie era So I was idly thinking, you know what, I could also wear this over a white shirt. And then it hit me

Brain so foggy, logic so gen z rotted, I'd FORGOTTEN waistcoats were originally meant to be worn over shirts

@shahitukdaaaa Noooooo

@prettyredboom Take up running obviously

My life is soooo fucked, I'll be out of a job and a home in less than two months, and I'm sitting here wondering if I should go on a big shopping spree or take up running (just because I saw some London marathon reels?)

I thought corsets on top of white shirts was a bit of a novel idea until...I remembered...Dr Anjali from dill mill gaye 😮

I am a teensy bit strained because of all the screentime I am getting, but there is absolutely no way I can go out for a walk or a run in this weather (or even to the gym even though it'll be air conditioned. The idea of moving is *shudders*)

@AarKuNine I didn't actually type it in comeon aarti. It's just that for a split second (before I began typing) my brain was like it's seckshual, you can't say sexual

@AarKuNine It's what my paper is (kinda) about. But my brain is rotted from people saying seggs (and seckshual assault also) on Instagram

Casually typing "seckshual assault" in my serious grownup academic paper because ze brain, it has rotted

I remembered why I've kinda sorta stopped listening to music essentially. It makes me cry

I, too, would give up my tongue for killer legs (I kid I just want to be the little mermaid so bad)