PrimeMinista

Cracks me every time.

most of the cutest proposal and romantic videos i’ve seen on the internet were performed by men i’ve never seen a lesbian do a mind blowing cute stuff for their partner.

1. No caffeine past 11 am 2. Stop eating at 8 pm 3. Screens off at 9 pm 4. Journal, meditate, read 5. Go to bed at 10 pm The quality of your day is determined before you wake up.

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Use nights for input: -Books -Netflix - Twitter Use mornings for output: - Deep work - Lifting - Writing You'll see a 5x in productivity!

These 3 are important decisions that can make or mar you: 1. Who you choose to SERVE the rest of your life (Spiritual) 2. What you choose to DO with the rest of your life (Purpose) 3. Who you choose to SPEND the rest of your life with (Love)

DO ALL THE THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO DO AS FAST AS YOU CAN, SO YOU CAN DO ALL THE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO FOR AS LONG AS YOU CAN.

People in good marriages don't have time for online banter. They are busy enjoying their marriage.

How to Turn a Girl on: Lip biting Ass Grabbing Hair Pulling Having Her against the wall Kissing Her Neck Teasing Her Love Bites How Turn a Boy on: Touch us, anywhere, even our shirt, For me just point at me or even call my name, I don already on.

"I'm a foodie." me: oh yeah wow, you like food? like the stuff that sustains life and that no one could survive without? that makes you very cool and interesting. i bet you're a breathie, too. Dumb people.

If the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything Stamps = Lickie Stickie Defibrillators = Hearty Starty Bumble bees = Fuzzy Buzzy Pregnancy test = Maybe Baby Bra = Breastie Nestie Fork= Stabby Grabby Socks = Feetie Heatie Hippo = Floatie Bloatie Nightmare = Screamy Dreamy

Dear men, If you don't want a fat girl, it's your choice. If you don't like a girl with body hair, it's your choice. If you don't like short girls, it's your choice. If you don't like a high body count girl, it's your choice. If you want a virgin girl, it's your choice. If you don't want an older woman, it's your choice. Never let hippos mock or shame you for that. Same hippos want a 6 ft, rich, handsome man with ancestral property. They also want to sleep around and increase their body count. They say nobody can judge them because it's their choice. Then men are free to have their own choice. Hippos can cry.

Okay, so let me get this straight… It’s okay to replace white characters in movies, games, and stories It’s okay to publicly hate men and white people It’s okay to hate, reject, abuse, and use someone just because they’re a man It’s okay to tell men to shut the fuck up about their struggles, no matter how real, true, and serious they are It’s okay to assume every white person is privileged and therefore deserves to be punished and have their life made harder It’s okay to reject qualified applicants for jobs, scholarships, or promotions specifically because they’re white or male It’s okay that only men are forced to register for the draft It’s okay that men are expected to die in disasters, wars, and rescues to protect women and children It’s not okay for white people or men to have a voice, to organize, or to push back It’s okay that family courts and the legal system are stacked against men It’s okay to blame white people for literally everything wrong in society It’s okay and acceptable to make false allegations against men It’s okay that 96% of MAID suicides are white people—around 100,000 Canadians by the way And it’s okay that the vast majority of suicides are men Oh, and if you point any of this out? You’re a racist, sexist, bigot, etc… It’s okay to jump through mental gymnastics to justify it all Got it 👍 Look, I’m not even white. I believe in progressive ideas like universal healthcare, and I went to college for electrical engineering specifically to push alternative energy. I believe in supporting people genuinely in need and struggling It’s okay to be white It’s okay to be male Can we all just love each other? It’s exhausting watching people constantly demonize one group as the eternal scapegoat “Oh well, we can just blame [Insert Group Of People Throughout Time], have zero personal accountability or responsibility and say it’s all their fault—they should all die, be abused, used or enslaved” Yeah… because THAT has never gone horribly wrong before 🤦 Let’s love one another as people Let’s judge each other based on the content of our character Let’s show some mutual respect, listen to each other’s struggles, and remember we’re all just human beings trying to make it

When we say Women need to do better, it's not a time to say "Not all women".

I respect women who can heal a heart they didn’t break and raise a child I made with another woman.

As a girl, the best way to get to know a guys name is to ask for his account number

As a woman, if you don’t spoil your man, another woman will and she’ll make him too expensive for you to approach.

If you want to know how rich a woman is, look at her husband. A real woman doesn't mind wearing rag and slippers trekking under hot sun in Upper Iweka, as long as her man is glowing, driving Jeep and eating her money.

As a woman , I no fit rate you if you no dey pay your guy rent.

@_AsiwajuLerry @ajetayo_ I didn’t realize how stupid those things sounded until men started saying it 😂😂😭

But tbh, I love this “men in women’s field” trend 😂 now we can finally see how stupid and insensitive we sound sometimes as women.