Erik - Certified “Human”

A full-time software developer by day, still a software developer by night because why should that change when the sun sets?! Pocket audio engineer for @LawOfNamesMedia

@ReturningToLydd Yeah that sounds about right.

My direct supervisor: why did you not give yourself 5s in this area everyone says you are really good in on your self eval? Me: because I am not objectively the best person in the world at those skills so it would be lying. My therapist: you have audhd.

Do you think there’s been a set of like triplets or more out there that have started fights with just one of them, before yelling “Shadow Clone Jutsu” and having the whole set jump in?

New Masks character Idea. A man with the power to see the past, but only in small glimpses. However, they always seem to be relevant to the matter at hand. They call him…. Previous Leon

Hey @zap_splat, love the look of the new website! But is there a way to increase the number of items per page still or am I stuck with 20 per page? Listing 100 per page was incredibly useful when I was going through a thousand different little beeps to find *just* the right one.

TIL that if you take “YMCA”, make an orchestral cover, make it minor, and then play it at 1.25x, it becomes a JRPG boss battle theme. youtu.be/7-RDShwdWc0

Superhero idea: Renaissance Man. Functionally immortal. Respawns nearby after death. Dressed like Leonardo Davinci just to fuck with people. Otherwise fights people with the power of incredible violence/guns because he has no other powers.

Dreamt that we had purchased a 2-gallon jug of heavy duty mayonnaise. Alas. It was only a dream. …. Probably don’t have room for it anyway.

…. Alfredo is just Parmesan gravy.

So... I might need some folks who live in the (probably rather large) intersection of JRPG fans and TTRPG fans to run the quickstart for. drivethrurpg.com/en/product/411…

What if I release a supercut of just the mouth noises I remove?

It is once again that time of the year when it is socially acceptable to tear the spines from thine enemies. Time to spatchcock a bird.

My brain is stuck trying to formulate a joke with Sean Connery, a Roofing company, and "Hot Shingles in your area" but can't get it to land. Hopefully that is not what it decides to hyper focus on once I take my meds

You hear about that fremen on Arakkis who’s starting an Onlyfans? Goes by Shai-huLewd.

Someone sent me this commercial for Microsoft Excel from 1990 so now you have to watch it too

Wololo. Wololo.

“It’s remarkable how remarkably remarkable it is” remarked Ray Mark Able.

Life goal: make enough money to have an autism room without guilt. I don’t even know what would be in it yet.

I'm been over at the other, blue place for a while now, but if anyone is still here that might be looking for me, you can find me with the same username (at)ErikSeguinte.com

When I asked for some precedented times, I clearly wasn’t asking to rehash 2016.