mwah 💋

i’m the type to close the elevator because i wanna ride alone😭😭😭😭😭

Amazon’s customer service strategy is basically
“here’s your refund, please don’t talk to us”

Babies will copy everything you do,except copying you when you sleep😴

what i expect to happen when i eat less then my cal deficit for one day

Co-sleeping is one of my favorite parts of motherhood 😭🥺 the cuddlesss 🥰

I wish ppl understood that women need to be loved a bit harder after having a baby. 😢 🤍 🤎

Who spent all weekend with these two?? NEMESIS, starring Y'lan Noel and Matthew Law, is now playing.

changed my diet recently to be healthier and been farting in ways i thought only cows could

Candice was so dumb omg. #nemesis

“Deodorant getting kinda pricey” Steal it if you have to, Pleaseee

It was me rooting for Coltrane the whole season tho 🤷🏾‍♂️ #NEMESIS

It takes so much energy to go inside a Walmart.

That’s why I fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

if I send you this just know I'm about to mess up your plans

thought bianca was the peak of annoying cop energy, then isaiah stiles showed up and topped it 💀

Nemesis plot is so good but these actors cannot EXECUTE it

I've rarely seen such a stupid character. Deon was a family man, which is good, but he was really too dumb #Nemesis 😂

THIS just PMO

I can’t wait for football season man

TikTok be having me in my room, rubbing my feet together, SCREAMING 😭😭😭 that app really a good time man