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I’ve been eating an Asian pear every day for like 3 weeks, big fan of ground turkey lately too

morgan rielly goals = moulin rouge time

this, 7 beers, sad country songs, and asking am i stripes or solids before every shot

i love when people just show up to things

tw// hockey canada sa ¡VIVA PINK JACKET GIRL!

“I asked ChatGPT-“ okay well I asked the big oak tree at the center of the woods and she said you’re a lazy dork

she calls me anthony bourdain bc i eat her parts unknown, no reservations

mario lemieux talking to mr and mrs malkin

do you think the cardinals watched conclave together and were pointing at the screen going 'that one's you'

patiently awaiting a toronto pope

a new pope from chicago illionois? sufjan better get back in the studio

He’s probably eaten more hot dogs than all the previous 266 popes combined

If the Leafs beat Florida they would advance to round three and unlock a third Tkachuk brother

Hey man congrats on the big win in your riding. Huge margin there, what a landslide. Solid as a rock. Gotta love Alberta. How were the celebrations? Hope they were fun. Anyways, I’m calling because I need a huge favour from you man

I believe the A&W Guy could fully reshape the NDP into a national juggernaut. Find me a Canadian more powerfully associated with the colour orange currently

Cause of death: listened to too much Pavement

My 23 year old roommate just asked if Avril Lavigne was “a big thing” please excuse me while I kill myself

@alysonkshave is this u