Vomitboy

mommy milkers ig

omg leave me alone about how I phrase shot I know like 3 words

grindr is like Facebook for queer ppl

@DieTackette naw this shit contrived yet still too bizarre?? this plotline sucks

naw but at this point the universe is just fucking doing this shit on purpose

if u there why not here with me

Men smell so nice

my peripheral vision is so perfect I have to manually blind myself with my hair

theres a reddit that rlly likes my bellybutton

@Badestsnow_ i remember i have a twitter like once every month or so

keep finding bars in my bed, i luv u xanny fairy🥰

the cinnomon challengd with coke

someone with big hands come hold the back of neck

Storm ice

killing a rapist is so cool, we shud do a rapist purge

if i was a cop i jus like stop being a cop

do we call stools "stool" cus is like ur taking a shit?

cus theyll b ded

Why is everyone on glee a fucking freak, theyre all the most obnoxious people ever, if I ever met any of them in person i would stab their throats so theyd never b able to sing again

Glee really had the two only asian characters on the fucking show have the same last name