Valerie Vernon

@muddyvee O. M. G.

@MadnessNews Coming to see you tonight - last saw you on 17th November 1979 at the Electric Ballroom Camden - Good luck - I’m sure you’ll be great !!

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The best way to get back at someone is to improve yourself and your life so much that getting back at them will feel like a waste of time and energy.

@dansodergren Also get advice about the severity of the pain - try to get her checked over

So as a single dad. I don't know much about this. So I'm asking the hive mind of #Twitter. It's a strangle taboo subject as about periods. So... My daughter is poorly with bad period pains. She was crying with the pain. Should I have let her off going to school for the day?

Fine body of men, here, lining up for the traditional #WalkingFootball group shot. Great exposure for our logo. The boys (Boys?) will be back at Memorial Park in Whaley this Wednesday from 1.30pm.

@muddyvee Wondering the same - thinking about professional queuers and how they could hold a place for someone but I guess that’s not allowed. 😄

@naomicfisher We changed the school.

@naomicfisher I was told that I was making my child’s home life too exciting and I quote “it’s no wonder he doesn’t want to go to school “

I work with children who are unhappy at school. One family told me what a therapist told them to do with their school-refusing 5-year-old. 'Put on his uniform', he said, 'and don't let him do things he likes until 3pm. Don't interact'. Here's why that is a misguided idea. 1/

@muddyvee @ultralouweezy Are you being sponsored by Lidl ? 😂😂😂

@JCbikeruncoffee @muddyvee Isn’t Brentford the end ? 😂😂😂😂😂

@lewclarke1 @getthelabel They seem to be more interested in asking about go to pancake toppings 😂😂😂

Right if been fairly polite @getthelabel . 3 emails to customer service , no replies . No delivery even though I paid for next day delivery on Monday . Is anyone actually going to bother to contact me or shall I just go straight to trading standards ??? Appalling service .

@codywanner @TRIOStories Funny you should say that - mine is 100% ritual - been drinking de caff since the first lockdown. 😄

my coffee addiction is 99% ritual & 1% caffeine (been drinking decaf for the last 6 weeks)

@muddyvee Babylon Berlin 😄

Sensible description from SBaronCohen. @NeuroRebel @muddyvee

Those 🤦🏻‍♀️

That’s a hard question, because, you know, I’m autistic. Well done to hose who answered, I’m with most of them.

@Joannechocolat You mean the ones that duplicate the bbc news? Heard both regional and local last night and they were exactly the same. Does that mean that all the news happens in the North ?

@printbyval They're axing a bunch of local news and interests programmes.

Because nothing happens outside London, and if it does, no-one in London cares. :-/

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